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You’ve got to be joking.
It’s 6 a.m. and not a single gay bar open. Same thing last week at noon; there
was one bar open but I’ve seen more action at a cemetery.
appropriate or necessary
in our clubs, like at Sunday Mass at Club Five, where promiscuity and drug use
are prevalent? How would we respond if our gay pride flag was used in situations
that contradicted the meaning of those symbols?
to go to the smoke-free N.Y. bars.
If the big boys can do it in New York City, so can we, D.C.!
studies showing that gay men
are still indifferent about contracting HIV, then the public expenditure on
AIDS education is money being wasted and should be given instead to animal shelters
where it will be put to better use.
with these guys who claim to
be bi but haven’t been with a woman in 10 years? Are you just saying that psychocrap
so you avoid being as “bad” as the homo who is banging you?
is so drunk that she cannot
stand, please do not take her to a restaurant; take her to rehab! No one wants
to watch her puke while they eat.
gay people get along — black,
white, Asian — and stop saying negative things about each other? Why can’t we
all just get along and make the world a better place?
It’s the
gay Rodney King!
went to rehab; more power to you.
But you’re still a jerk, which is worse because it wasn’t the drink but just
the fact that you’re an asshole.How come everywhere
dominant woman are fat and nasty?
I can’t find a good bitch out there nowhere.
women who complain there are no
good women out there: Maybe if you weren’t so racist, ageist, and weightist,
you’d find them!
was fairly safe barebacking the
same guy for four years. What did it get me? My doctor called to say the test
came back positive. Thank God it wasn’t HIV; it was something else. But I’ll
never bareback again. Keep it safe, babe.
of George W. Bush was as
easy as some guys seem to think it is to shave their own bush off.
the ugliest drag queens always
win the titles?
and emotive may be more
fun at parties, but it’s the big, hairy, quiet, un-manicured man I want in the
sack.
into your apartment promising friendship;
after our fuck, you put me out in the street like a whore. You lost a potential
loving friend, bitch!
to bitch. Just be nice to
each other. Even a simple smile or hello can make a person feel great. We all
put our condoms on one penis at a time. At least I do.
stores carry an aerosol
version of a gay gloss remover? Conversation is so much easier without the entire
clone-spray product line.
men do not know how to trim their
area? I go to the bathroom and all I see are long curly pubes. Hello? This is
America people, NOT Europe. Start trimming!
to do his duty and please this
booty!
was busy remembering what
this movement was about, and what was done for them by generations past (instead
of trying to assimilate into the suburbs like Ozzie and Faggiet), there would
still be a vibrant downtown where people over 30 weren’t Tina-ed out of the
room and we wouldn’t be sitting around talking about marriage all the time like
starry-eyed schoolgirls. Just a thought.
“Why
do you act so disappointed when somebody tells you where they
live? They’re only making conversation. They’re not asking
you to move in with them.”
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