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Apr 09, 2004   | COMMENTS      Printer Friendly Version

The nation’s capital? You’ve got to be joking. It’s 6 a.m. and not a single gay bar open. Same thing last week at noon; there was one bar open but I’ve seen more action at a cemetery.

Are religious symbols appropriate or necessary in our clubs, like at Sunday Mass at Club Five, where promiscuity and drug use are prevalent? How would we respond if our gay pride flag was used in situations that contradicted the meaning of those symbols?

What a joy to go to the smoke-free N.Y. bars. If the big boys can do it in New York City, so can we, D.C.!

With all these studies showing that gay men are still indifferent about contracting HIV, then the public expenditure on AIDS education is money being wasted and should be given instead to animal shelters where it will be put to better use.

What’s going on with these guys who claim to be bi but haven’t been with a woman in 10 years? Are you just saying that psychocrap so you avoid being as “bad” as the homo who is banging you?

If your girlfriend is so drunk that she cannot stand, please do not take her to a restaurant; take her to rehab! No one wants to watch her puke while they eat.

Why can’t all gay people get along — black, white, Asian — and stop saying negative things about each other? Why can’t we all just get along and make the world a better place?

Bitch Boy responds: It’s the gay Rodney King!

I’m glad you went to rehab; more power to you. But you’re still a jerk, which is worse because it wasn’t the drink but just the fact that you’re an asshole.How come everywhere

I go all the dominant woman are fat and nasty? I can’t find a good bitch out there nowhere.

To all those women who complain there are no good women out there: Maybe if you weren’t so racist, ageist, and weightist, you’d find them!

I thought I was fairly safe barebacking the same guy for four years. What did it get me? My doctor called to say the test came back positive. Thank God it wasn’t HIV; it was something else. But I’ll never bareback again. Keep it safe, babe.

I wish getting rid of George W. Bush was as easy as some guys seem to think it is to shave their own bush off.

Why is it that the ugliest drag queens always win the titles?

Twinkies that are witty and emotive may be more fun at parties, but it’s the big, hairy, quiet, un-manicured man I want in the sack.

You lured me into your apartment promising friendship; after our fuck, you put me out in the street like a whore. You lost a potential loving friend, bitch!

Life is too short to bitch. Just be nice to each other. Even a simple smile or hello can make a person feel great. We all put our condoms on one penis at a time. At least I do.

Do neighborhood hardware stores carry an aerosol version of a gay gloss remover? Conversation is so much easier without the entire clone-spray product line.

Why is it that men do not know how to trim their area? I go to the bathroom and all I see are long curly pubes. Hello? This is America people, NOT Europe. Start trimming!

My man needs to do his duty and please this booty!

Maybe if this crowd was busy remembering what this movement was about, and what was done for them by generations past (instead of trying to assimilate into the suburbs like Ozzie and Faggiet), there would still be a vibrant downtown where people over 30 weren’t Tina-ed out of the room and we wouldn’t be sitting around talking about marriage all the time like starry-eyed schoolgirls. Just a thought.

Why do you act so disappointed when somebody tells you where they live? They’re only making conversation. They’re not asking you to move in with them.

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