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pan class="subheader">The nation’s capital? You’ve got to be joking.
It’s 6 a.m. and not a single gay bar open. Same thing last week at noon; there
was one bar open but I’ve seen more action at a cemetery.
pan class="subheader">Are religious symbols appropriate or necessary
in our clubs, like at Sunday Mass at Club Five, where promiscuity and drug use
are prevalent? How would we respond if our gay pride flag was used in situations
that contradicted the meaning of those symbols?
pan class="subheader">What a joy to go to the smoke-free N.Y. bars.
If the big boys can do it in New York City, so can we, D.C.!
pan class="subheader">With all these studies showing that gay men
are still indifferent about contracting HIV, then the public expenditure on
AIDS education is money being wasted and should be given instead to animal shelters
where it will be put to better use.
pan class="subheader">What’s going on with these guys who claim to
be bi but haven’t been with a woman in 10 years? Are you just saying that psychocrap
so you avoid being as “bad” as the homo who is banging you?
pan class="subheader">If your girlfriend is so drunk that she cannot
stand, please do not take her to a restaurant; take her to rehab! No one wants
to watch her puke while they eat.
pan class="subheader">Why can’t all gay people get along — black,
white, Asian — and stop saying negative things about each other? Why can’t we
all just get along and make the world a better place?
pan class="subheader">Bitch Boy responds: It’s the
gay Rodney King!
pan class="subheader">I’m glad you went to rehab; more power to you.
But you’re still a jerk, which is worse because it wasn’t the drink but just
the fact that you’re an asshole.How come everywhere
pan class="subheader">I go all the dominant woman are fat and nasty?
I can’t find a good bitch out there nowhere.
pan class="subheader">To all those women who complain there are no
good women out there: Maybe if you weren’t so racist, ageist, and weightist,
you’d find them!
pan class="subheader">I thought I was fairly safe barebacking the
same guy for four years. What did it get me? My doctor called to say the test
came back positive. Thank God it wasn’t HIV; it was something else. But I’ll
never bareback again. Keep it safe, babe.
pan class="subheader">I wish getting rid of George W. Bush was as
easy as some guys seem to think it is to shave their own bush off.
pan class="subheader">Why is it that the ugliest drag queens always
win the titles?
pan class="subheader">Twinkies that are witty and emotive may be more
fun at parties, but it’s the big, hairy, quiet, un-manicured man I want in the
sack.
pan class="subheader">You lured me into your apartment promising friendship;
after our fuck, you put me out in the street like a whore. You lost a potential
loving friend, bitch!
pan class="subheader">Life is too short to bitch. Just be nice to
each other. Even a simple smile or hello can make a person feel great. We all
put our condoms on one penis at a time. At least I do.
pan class="subheader">Do neighborhood hardware stores carry an aerosol
version of a gay gloss remover? Conversation is so much easier without the entire
clone-spray product line.
pan class="subheader">Why is it that men do not know how to trim their
area? I go to the bathroom and all I see are long curly pubes. Hello? This is
America people, NOT Europe. Start trimming!
pan class="subheader">My man needs to do his duty and please this
booty!
pan class="subheader">Maybe if this crowd was busy remembering what
this movement was about, and what was done for them by generations past (instead
of trying to assimilate into the suburbs like Ozzie and Faggiet), there would
still be a vibrant downtown where people over 30 weren’t Tina-ed out of the
room and we wouldn’t be sitting around talking about marriage all the time like
starry-eyed schoolgirls. Just a thought.
pan class="quotes">“pan class="printText">Why
do you act so disappointed when somebody tells you where they
live? They’re only making conversation. They’re not asking
you to move in with them.pan class="quotes">”
pan class="textdark">Got a bitch? Call 1-800-858-8088 or
email bitch@washblade.com
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pan class="subheader">All these heterosexual double-standard, religious
right types should remember that marriage is a man-made thing and has nothing
to do with God or the Bible. It may have been adopted by the church, but God
didn’t put Adam and Eve on this planet as a married couple.
pan class="subheader">Hey closet case: Stop cruising me with that
wedding ring on! Show your wife some respect.
pan class="subheader">To the queen who thinks baby boomers do not
wash their hands: First of all, you need to stop hanging around the wash rooms;
and second of all, there is probably a very good reason why no one wants to
shake your hand. Who knows where yours has been.
pan class="subheader">Honey, it is just as hard being a single lesbian
as it is being a single gay man. There is no separatism here.
pan class="subheader">Dear “why is everything I do common and barbaric”:
Maybe you should take it as a clue that you made a mistake and move on.
It’s better being alone than with the wrong guy. Life’s too short.
pan class="subheader">Why is it that at 2 in the morning in any leather
bar the guy who has cruised everyone else but you decides that you’re the one
for the night and then gets pissed off because you’re not interested in being
his last choice?
pan class="subheader">I think heterosexuals would accept gay men more
than now if gay men were more monogamous and stopped having anonymous sex.
pan class="subheader">Do we single gay guys have to resort to being
sluts to find a man? Is there any single gay guy that doesn’t want a quick fuck?
pan class="subheader">My wife and I go out regularly to gay bars.
Please tell me why these confused queens are giving us very catty looks when
we are hanging out in our corner enjoying the drinks and music, not hitting
on anyone or giving out mixed messages? Is it because we are both beautiful
women and their confused side is playing on their conscious, or is it because
we remind them they are what they are — men!
pan class="subheader">To a certain Arab kid: yes I may have followed
you all around the bar, and you did not even know i existed. But when my fag
hag said hi, you were more than happy to talk to her for an hour. If you would
rather talk to women and ignore hot men like me and drink only coke, why do
you call yourself gay? Learn what the word means in English!
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