Jul 16, 2004   | COMMENTS     

I’m going to try real hard.

For people who come into a bar and expect free drinks: I don’t care who you are, who your friend is, or who you’re having sex with; don’t give me attitude for not giving away free drinks. Would you go into a K-Mart and ask for free Fruit of the Looms?

To the queen who complains about massage therapists offering “other” services: Be honest, we all know what you were looking for, and I’m not talking about a prostate exam either!

To the person who thinks massage therapists are sex workers in disguise: You are half right. But as a CMT, I see the reverse. When every straight client I have turns over with a full erection that remains for the entire massage, what message is the client giving me?

I’m tired of self-hating fags who project their insecurities onto Chelsea boys or whatever group they feel oppressed by. Recognize the world is not the source of your drama and angst — you are!

I thought gay clubs were for gay people, so how come some bars let a bunch of bridal parties of straight women in? They get treated like queens, and not even the real queens were treated with respect.

“Bitch Session” is frightening! I rarely read it, but once every few months I take a look and it always depresses me. Think positive. Act positive. Don’t Bitch! Life is too short!

It’s nice that so many of you guys spend so much time on your appearance. It certainly makes up for not having a soul, doesn’t it?

To the guy with a beef about fag hags: There is definitely no shortage of “fag-hags” in gay clubs, and there certainly does not seem to be any lack of bitter, nasty old queens either.

To the unsuspecting dyke who said she was beleaguered by every drunk and every AIDS-infecting whore: Make sure you’re not standing in front of a mirror, and then check your karma.

I think it is time we get ourselves together and stop the hate and discrimination within the gay community. Then maybe we will have a better chance at changing the world.

I love the comment men who don’t care about relationships because they need to have sex everyday with different guys. People need to know how wonderful it is to have someone beside you in the morning to say “good morning” sealed with a kiss.

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