Aug 13, 2004  | COMMENTS     

For the guys who are forever coming to me with major crises that involve my giving them money: Your major crises are disappearing up your noses. Daddy’s cutting you off now.

What’s up with the attitudes of our fine city? Maybe it’s just a bad day after an evening with Tina or Vitamin X. Please save us all your pain and stay home until you recover.

To the guy against biracial dating: It is people like you who undermine the notion that love is colorblind. I hope one day you can overcome your prejudices.

Why is it so many gay guys are max’d out on chemicals? There is a life beyond the chemicals and circuit parties.

I only wish homophobic people could see what I see in “Bitch Session”: Many different ideas and opinions, nothing “uniform,” nothing “everyone” agrees with. Then maybe they would realize that, like all other “communities” we are just a collection of individual “people,” trying to figure out this thing called “life.”

Bitch Boy responds: What a nice “gesture.”

Maybe I will find someone; maybe I won’t. Stressing myself over not having anyone sucks; stressing myself over having the wrong one sucks even more. I’ll leave the search to what destiny has in store.

I can’t help but shiver when I read AIDS statistics in the U.S. among gay men. What do you call a gay guy who got infected in the ’80s? A victim. What do you call a gay guy who got infected in 2004? An idiot.

If I’m racist for never even thinking about being with blacks then all the blacks that only do blacks are racist, too.

Gay Republicans: Don’t pretend that caring about America is why you are Republican. The motivation is merely to fatten your already hefty wallet!

Please don’t exhale! Just because I’m sitting at a bar doesn’t mean you can come up and dump your burning cigarette in an empty glass in front of my face. Geez girlz, have some manners!

Why is it that no fags wanted to get married from ’93 to ’01? Oh yeah that’s right; Bill Clinton signed the Defense of Marriage Act. I guess everyone hates fags.

With all the anti-gay laws and controversy going on right now in mainstream America, why is it 95 percent of this column is dedicated to hatin’ on each other?

The little fairy-bitches at a certain bar wouldn’t let me in with a European Union driver’s license because they said I needed a government-issued document. Please tell these ignorant little immigration bureaucrat wannabes that an E.U. driver’s license is government issued? We can’t take passports to seedy dives in foreign countries.

To the guys who keep putting down us scat boys: Remember every time you rim or screw a guy, you are still having sex with an ass. You can rationalize it all day long, but it’s still an ass.

Let’s see whether I understand this. Gay men mustn’t invade lesbian space, but gay male organizations and establishments must do everything possible to cater to lesbians. Yeah, right.

To the people who try to diagnose an entire community from “Bitch Session”: Why exactly do you suppose it’s called “Bitch Session”? Come join us in this universe, dears.

I will hold with my overdeveloped chest, shoulders, and arms and kick in the ass with my underdeveloped legs the first fat, out of shape queen who suggests to my face that I have a “bar body.”

Please don’t judge relationships by discriminating based on age or race. My boyfriend and I (both early 20s) are in love because we are not shallow, and we live a happier life than you stereotypical losers who only go to bars to meet men.

Bitch Boy responds: Whew! Glad you’re not going to judge yourself!

To the guy who said guys go screaming if he mentions “the kid”: I’m a hot single gay man who loves kids. The understanding man you seek is right here.

I keep reading about gay men who prefer skinny, smooth, young-looking guys. If they’re so common, when am I going to meet one in real life?

I have no patience with those who say things like, “Gay people are sad and tragic losers; all they do is bitch.” Actually that makes us no different from anyone else.

OK OK, so not being into blacks makes me racist. What should I do now, pretend I’m attracted to people when I’m not, just so I ...