Oct 21, 2005   | COMMENTS     

dinner. You got the better end of the deal.

I just moved to white trash-ville. So why does it seem that the smaller the town, the bigger the drama?

Why are gay guys so slutty? Not every gay man is single and looking to hook up. Some of us have partners and are not interested.

You have fallen “in love” with every guy you ever dated. As soon as we broke up, the first guy you met is now “the one.” So you wonder why I didn’t feel special enough to spend more time with you?

Some men prefer private gym showers because their above-average tool is none of your damn business.

If you say your gay friends “do not obsess over looks,” you’re either really stupid or a liar.

Newsflash to straight men: Just because we see you naked at the gym, doesn’t mean we’re gonna want you. Get over yourself.

I’m gay, happy with my life and just ignore the idiots. Sorry, there’s no sense bitching!

Actually, there’s nothin hotter than a masculine guy who squeals like a girl in bed. Means I’m doin’ something right!

To all perverted old men: Just because you see a cute guy walking down the street does not automatically mean he is for sale, especially at 9 a.m.

Why do I catch such grief about my long-distance relationship? If I meet the right guy, why should I let where he lives stop us from going for it?

The dinner was great until you showed up. You would buzz-kill a wet dream.

If you like the guy, let him know. If not, then let him go.
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Who are you, Olivia Newton John?

I slept with my best friend. Should I tell my other best friend?

To the guy who wants to know why non-white guys refuse to put their race in online profiles: Why is race even an issue if the guy is gay? You want your difference as a gay man to be accepted while you act bigoted about race?

Instead of assuming I don’t like you because of your race, perhaps you