Nov 25, 2005   | COMMENTS     

good job!

I am not part of the “gay community” even though I am gay, so why would you want to out me to people who don’t know me? I eat McDonald’s and say it’s fattening. Are you going to tell their headquarters.

Bitch Boy responds: Ah, the airtight logic of the closet. I miss it so — not!

To the person who said, “If you were so conscious of your health, maybe you wouldn’t be poz”: May you never have to hold your health-conscious life partner of 7.5 years as he dies in your arms.

To the black guy sick of feeling invisible at queer places where he sees white people only scoping out other white people, a word of advice: Quit hanging around mass groups of white people.

I am so annoyed with the media classifying all homosexuals as gay. Hello! Lesbians are not gay; they are lesbians. Webster’s defines gay as: “Happily excited, merry, keenly alive and exuberant.” How many lesbians do you know meet that description?

You sure don’t see many jocks wearing “Jocko.” Perhaps “Twinko” should be sewn on the label instead.

You really shouldn’t squeeze those cucumbers so hard as you eye me from across the produce section!

New rule: Spray on yourself only! After I work out, I take a shower to get the smell off me, not to receive the residual cologne that you over-apply. The only Calvins I wa