implies
folks
actually
screw.
Yeah,
right.
Most
gays
in
2005
are
too
pansy-waisted
to
do
that
anymore.
They’re
satisfied
with
much
less
than
we
older
gents
were.
looking
for
another
average
poz
guy
of
any
race.
Problem
is,
beauty
attracts
beauty,
and
beauty
only
wants
beauty.
I’ll
stay
single
forever
before
I
let
someone
change
me!
Bitch
Boy
responds:
If
you’re
not
looking
for
beauty,
then
why
do
you
care
what
it
wants?
stop
blabbing
about
the
one
who
got
away.
Do
you
honestly
think
your
date
enjoys
feeling
like
the
romantic
equivalent
of
a
safety
school?
trying
to
force
their
way
into
my
life.
I’m
gay.
If
I
liked
girls,
I’d
be
straight!
all
day
and
collect
disability
checks.
Do
you
think
it’s
right
to
pay
silly
bottoms
who
take
charged
loads
up
their
bum?
,
and
I
really
thought
we
“meshed”
well.
But
I
had
to
drop
you
when
you
lied
about
your
age.
:
When
will
you
ever
complain
about
something
that
people
care
about?
,
would
you
please
also
realize
that
you
haven’t
been
16
for
decades?
:
Please
get
with
the
times,
and
start
wearing
tight-fitting
jeans
again.
try
to
use
a
one-night
stand
to
recreate
their
last
date
with
someone
else?
,
even
though
you
masturbate
several
times
a
day.
can’t
compete
with
Italian
creations.
Open
your
wallet
and
buy
something
decent.
As
the
first
victim,
I
nominate
the
jerk
who
infected
me
years
ago
and
whom
I
forgave.
Now
that
I
am
sick,
he
is
too
busy
to
give
me
the
time
of
day,
but
not
too
busy
to
keep
infecting
everyone
around
him.
when
we
first
met
and
you
had
the
six
pack.
And
in
the
time
it
took
you
to
gain
that
15
pounds,
I
came
to
love
you
even
more.
But
if
you
ever
lose
those
bright,
gorgeous
eyes,
I’m
outta
here.
I
don’t
even
like
her,
but
she
brainwashed
me
from
a
young
age
into
thinking
she
deserves
everything.
.
Why
can’t
straight
people
admit
that
we’re
just
as
normal
as
they
are?
who
describe
themselves
as
“fit,”
only
to
find
out
they’re
hogs.
So
back
up
to
a
wall
and
if
your
belly
sticks
our
farther
than
your
nipples,
you
are
fat!
of
yourself
online
that
you
took
yourself.
But
if
you’re
going
to
use
the
bathroom
mirror,
at
least
try
cleaning
the
bathroom
first.
about
sex,
drugs
and
fashion,
rich
conservatives
are
fighting
to
make
sure
we
remain
second-class
citizens?
Besides,
they
lost
their
prestige
appeal
in
the
’80s.
,
carry
weapons
and
learn
to
use
them
instead
of
always
running
away
like
chickens
when
faced
with
homophobic
slurs.
It’s
because
so
many
gay
people
are
known
to
flee
that
the
bastards
attack
us
in
the
first
place!
,
Republican
family
and
get
my
trust
fund
back,
and
marry
some
lesbian
to
conform.
,
I’m
way
with
the
poz-since-1986
guy
who
works
long
hours
and
is
fed
up
with
poz
guys
who
are
on
disability
and
don’t
do
anything
to
help
others,
but
are
healthy
enough
to
workout
and
party.
in
his
blog:
Don’t
look
so
surprised
when
someone
strikes
back.
because
guys
were
staring
at
him
in
the
locker
room:
We
weren’t
being
critical,
we
were
just
shocked
to
see
an
overweight
guy
whose
sole
use
of
the
gym
did
not
consist
of
trolling
in
the
steam
room
and
the
sauna.
after
he
says
that
you’re
not
his
type?
And
then
everything
he
says
or
does
seems
to
be
mocking
you
because
you’re
still
into
him.
rationalizes
why
he
doesn’t
deserve
to
be
treated
with
equal
dignity.
—
in
1992.
Does
that
make
me
straight?
Not!
They’ll
be
tall,
smooth
with
a
six
pack
in
a
photo
and
in
person
have
hair,
no
six
pack
and
a
gut.
We
need
to
pass
a
“Truth
in
Escort
Pictures”
law.
:
Even
if
you’re
a
reasonably
masculine
and
handsome
guy,
no
one
wants
to
date
you
if
you’re
shy
and
sweet.
They
only
want
to
date
you
if
you’re
an
egotistical
ass
they
think
they
can
tame.
I
have
to
spend
on
corresponding
with
elected
officials
when
what
I
really
mean
is,
“Fuck
you,
asshole.”
,
can’t
keep
your
laws
out
of
my
bedroom,
orgasm-deficient
...
