Nov 04, 2005   | COMMENTS     

All the talk about tops and bottoms implies folks actually screw. Yeah, right. Most gays in 2005 are too pansy-waisted to do that anymore. They’re satisfied with much less than we older gents were.

I’m an average white 44-year-old poz guy looking for another average poz guy of any race. Problem is, beauty attracts beauty, and beauty only wants beauty. I’ll stay single forever before I let someone change me!
trong>Bitch Boy responds: If you’re not looking for beauty, then why do you care what it wants?

When you’re on a date, stop blabbing about the one who got away. Do you honestly think your date enjoys feeling like the romantic equivalent of a safety school?

I wish lesbians would stop trying to force their way into my life. I’m gay. If I liked girls, I’d be straight!

Why do so many lazy poz queens sit home all day and collect disability checks. Do you think it’s right to pay silly bottoms who take charged loads up their bum?

I really liked your looks and personality, and I really thought we “meshed” well. But I had to drop you when you lied about your age.

To you crisis queens begging for more negative attention: When will you ever complain about something that people care about?

If you’re going to go out looking like you’re 16, would you please also realize that you haven’t been 16 for decades?

To all the straight guys still wearing baggy pants: Please get with the times, and start wearing tight-fitting jeans again.

Why do so many shallow queens try to use a one-night stand to recreate their last date with someone else?

Please try to smile, even though you masturbate several times a day.

When are y’all going to realize that mall fashions can’t compete with Italian creations. Open your wallet and buy something decent.

It’s time to bring back public stoning. As the first victim, I nominate the jerk who infected me years ago and whom I forgave. Now that I am sick, he is too busy to give me the time of day, but not too busy to keep infecting everyone around him.

Yes, I fell in love with you when we first met and you had the six pack. And in the time it took you to gain that 15 pounds, I came to love you even more. But if you ever lose those bright, gorgeous eyes, I’m outta here.

I hate that my mother is a controlling selfish bitch. I don’t even like her, but she brainwashed me from a young age into thinking she deserves everything.

I hate that our sexual activities are considered a fetish. Why can’t straight people admit that we’re just as normal as they are?

I’m so tried of hooking up with guys online who describe themselves as “fit,” only to find out they’re hogs. So back up to a wall and if your belly sticks our farther than your nipples, you are fat!

It’s sad enough that you have to post a picture of yourself online that you took yourself. But if you’re going to use the bathroom mirror, at least try cleaning the bathroom first.

Hasn’t anyone realized that while we bitch about sex, drugs and fashion, rich conservatives are fighting to make sure we remain second-class citizens?

Abercrombie only fits short people. Besides, they lost their prestige appeal in the ’80s.

Gay men should learn martial arts, carry weapons and learn to use them instead of always running away like chickens when faced with homophobic slurs. It’s because so many gay people are known to flee that the bastards attack us in the first place!

If I wanted to, I could go to my conservative, Republican family and get my trust fund back, and marry some lesbian to conform.

As a poz-since-1985 guy, I’m way with the poz-since-1986 guy who works long hours and is fed up with poz guys who are on disability and don’t do anything to help others, but are healthy enough to workout and party.

To the balding little bitch who badmouths his friends in his blog: Don’t look so surprised when someone strikes back.

To the guy with the weight problem who was incensed because guys were staring at him in the locker room: We weren’t being critical, we were just shocked to see an overweight guy whose sole use of the gym did not consist of trolling ...