anytime,
anywhere?
I
am
lucky
if
I
have
a
date,
period.
,
go
where
you’re
likely
to
meet
men
who
are
good
husband
material.
I
met
mine
in
a
gay
religious
organization,
not
in
a
back
room
or
a
“sex
right
this
second”
chat
room.
over
gay
marriage:
Which
part
of
“equal
protection
of
the
laws”
do
you
not
understand?
,
and
I
do
mean
the
ocean
variety.
I
am
around
the
hottest
and
nicest
guys,
all
straight,
who
accept
me
as
a
good
surfer
and
good
comrade.
Why
don’t
more
gay
men
surf?
:
Sooner
or
later
you
are
gonna
get
caught
refilling
empty
top-shelf
bottles
with
cheap,
rail
liquors
and
selling
it
as
top-shelf.
People
are
noticing.
,
my
vanity
and
my
hovel
of
a
bedroom:
You
inspired
me
to
reorganize
my
room,
so
now
it’s
much
more
spacious.
And
I’ll
try
to
be
more
attentive
to
others.
It’s
hard
though,
as
most
people
don’t
interest
me
very
much.
I
don’t
give
a
rat’s
ass
what
you
think
about
how
I
look
or
who
I
sleep
with.
in
online
personals.
Most
guys
haven’t
been
tested
for
at
least
six
months
and
half
of
them
want
to
have
unsafe
sex.
They
probably
aren’t
D/D
free
or
won’t
be
for
long.
,
sweaty
skin?
I’d
hate
to
be
you
during
sex.
,
you
ask?
Because
we’re
building
an
army
for
when
we
take
over
the
world
and
turn
it
into
a
giant
peacenik
co-op
where
everyone
will
worship
the
womb!
,
or
gay
men
are
better
at
pretending
that
they
aren’t
swimming
in
a
sea
of
former
lovers
every
time
they
go
out.
and
cars
all
you
want,
you
are
still
a
nelly
bottom.
a
pleasant
conversation
with
the
new
or
shy
guy
in
the
club
instead
of
throwing
attitude,
you
might
land
Mr.
Right.
and
take
steroids?
For
what?
You
still
can’t
even
see
your
abs.
You
claim
to
be
in
a
“bulking
up”
phase,
but
the
truth
is
you
are
just
fat,
Mary.
that
therapy
is
an
overpriced
scam:
Counseling
isn’t
for
everyone,
but
I’m
certain
it
helped
me
during
my
struggle
with
depression.
when
deep
down
you
are
truly,
truly
desperate!
and
un-African.
It’s
just
some
Western
shit
that’s
penetrating
our
cultures
to
make
it
look
normal!
with
you
and
your
boyfriend
just
because
I’m
single.
I’m
single
because
it’s
difficult
to
meet
monogamous
men.
The
hair
is
so
long
under
there
you
could
start
a
comb-over!
is
so
five
minutes
ago.
It’s
time
you
spread
out.
demanding
to
know
what
kind
of
deodorant
“real
women”
wear?
is
male-centered:
Take
a
look
at
the
data
on
same-sex
marriage.
It’s
the
girls
that
get
(and
stay)
married,
not
the
boys.
is
the
risk
of
exposure
to
intelligent
conversation.
Thank
goodness
the
twink
clubs
are
free
of
that
danger.
:
I
grew
up
in
a
prudish,
sex-negative
home
that
ironically
screwed
me
and
my
siblings.
I
judged
that,
and
the
verdict
was
guilty.
There
was
a
time
when
they
were
the
only
ones
who
would
stand
up
for
your
rights,
musclehead.
who
only
date
white
women:
Please
don’t
ask
to
borrow
another
dime
to
play
the
game
of
letting
your
white
woman
think
you
are
wealthy.
,
cost
a
ton,
sometime
get
you
laid
but
the
reality
is
they
cut
the
circulation
off
to
your
boys.
you
keep
calling
and
writing
asking
me
for
money:
I’ve
given
already.
You
can’t
lose
that
ugly
face!
,
you
shower
him
with
gratuitous
insults
and
wonder
why
you
don’t
get
more
dates.
With
that
M.O.,
your
only
hope
for
dates
is
to
buy
a
package
of
them
at
the
supermarket.
have
no
entitlement
to
be
the
shepherds
of
you
brain-washed
queens
bouncing-and-a-bopping
around
the
club
like
caffeine-injected
sheep.
What
other
kinds
of
shots
to
the
body
did
he
take
while
in
jail?
for
“America’s
Next
Top
Model?”
If
you
queens
don’t
stop
using
the
supermarket
aisles
as
a
cat
walk,
I’m
gonna
start
dropping
banana
peels.
.
Too
bad
all
I
heard
from
anyone
was
about
their
job
and
where
they
went
to
school.
I
should
have
stayed
home
and
read
a
book
or
masturbated.
Won’t
that
bitch
...
