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Friday, December 09, 2005
are really gay. Grow up and get with the opposite sex.
I’m hot I also have a boyfriend. Talk to me.
the past year in Saudi Arabia. Hot sex is everywhere and all the time. Oppression does have its merits.
a matter of hearsay and paranoia, shouldn’t we worry more about “Mother Nature” since we walk all over and pollute her on a daily basis? No wonder “she” is kicking our asses!
look quite cute even after they reach 50! I’ve seen some 20-somethings who aren’t supermodels, too.
My partner found me at a lovely dinner party and a year later we sleep snuggled together.
man and the majority of my friends are heterosexual because I find many gay men to be embarrassing, shallow and too into themselves.
sorry ass queen moves his dumb ass to the suburbs he can find himself a new ho cuz I ain’t travelin out there for booty.
it did not matter about income, status in society, what gym (if any) you belonged to or where you shopped. What mattered was getting over the fear of being gay.
really cute when young but turn butt ugly when they get older because they abuse their bodies with excessive drinking, drugs, smoking and non-stop partying with a mindset that life ends after 30.
to do with how sexually active you are. If you were a horndog when you were young, you’ll most likely be one all your life. The young stud eventually becomes the dirty old man.
do you kilt-wearing queens find it to piss at the urinal or do you squat down and use the toilet like the ladies?
femme, and I am a butch. Should I now tell my girlfriend that our roles are out of fashion?
young flamer: Sorry but you are not a twink if you’re a flamer, darling.
my ass isn’t perfect; but your stomach has more rolls than a bakery!
octogenarian who could “pick up a real man and quickly take care of his needs” back in your 40s! It’s so refreshing to learn that gay men had no morals even before they were liberated!
gay man: I don’t oppose the war because I’m gay. I oppose the war because I resent spending millions of dollars and wasting thousands of lives on a war predicated on a lie.
looks and age-fixated men in “Bitch Session” week after week: A positive self-image, personality, intelligence, respect and charm are considerably more attractive in the long run. Looks can get you laid, but the other qualities get you married.
why straight guys are afraid of men hitting on them. They don’t complain about heinous looking women hitting on them. You don’t see a gay guy saying, “Oh my God! I can’t go in there, some chick might hit on me!”
remain mute. You are hot, young and trendy. Don’t speak! You’ve just turned me off.
because I want a queen, a femme, a twink, a pig or a bear. I am not asking you to be straight acting. I am simply asking you to be a man!
all the haters hating? Our differences are what make us unique.
I say hello to guys, right away they say they have a boyfriend? “Hello” doesn’t mean, “Let’s go fuck.”
a certain candidate has a wife and kids, so he isn’t gay. Didn’t Jim McGreevey, the New Jersey governor, have a wife and kids?
who bitched about pro-life gays: You make the incorrect assumption that children are part of a straight mother’s body.
I was so proud to be saving a damsel in distress — that is, until I found out she was hiding more hair than Rapunzel.
on popular sex sites, GWMs who otherwise claim to be very open and liberal make it a point to exclude other races, saying it’s just a preference? We are all men. Skin color should not make a difference.
bitching about why race shouldn’t be in online profiles: Many hetero non-whites still don’t acknowledge the connection between racism and anti-gay discrimination either, and it’s unfair to assume racists cannot be people of color. Many are and don’t want to date whites whether gay or hetero.
to have “all-American” on an online profile. It’s culturally elitist! Especially considering that the entire rest of the world sees Americans as arrogant, prejudiced, violent, homophobic and sexist!
of hearing gay men talk exclusively about Paris Hilton or some other pop culture hag. Put down the Us magazine and read some literature.
of Satan! The word “gay” used to describe this lifestyle is misleading. Everyone wants to be gay and joyful. All of you demons will be chained together, burning in lakes of fire.
want me to condemn you for being who you are, don’t condemn me for being who I am, unless you’re proud that who you are includes being a hypocrite.
putting the best foot forward and keeping a positive outlook. But putting an upbeat “healthy poz” in your online profile just doesn’t feel right. It’s like saying your 65 years young when trying to pick up college students.
of Matthew Shepard have gotten nearly as much attention and prompted nearly as much activism, anger and tears if he hadn’t been young and attractive?
Tina is a godsend for ugly people. Only with the help of meth could they convince any “hottie” to have sex with them.
There’s a reason it’s referred to as “fly-over country.”
What’s the astrological sign for shove it up your judgmental uppity butthole?
who said gay couples who look like each other aren’t narcissists and then goes on to say opposites attract: How do couples who look like each other fall into the category of “opposites attracted to each other”?
man who is single is slutty. Some of us are actually interested in having a meaningful relationship but find it difficult to meet the right person.
happy people are attracted to you and giving you attention despite the fact that you’re in a committed relationship. Enjoy it while you can. Believe me, once you break up with your partner, everyone will suddenly ignore you.
not a “tool.” Try using one to hammer in a nail or screw in a lightbulb.
issue of who is or is not a jock important enough to generate all of this drama?
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