Mar 25, 2005   | COMMENTS     

How come when a man is interested in me, he gives me his phone number? This is stupid. If he wants to ask me out or have sex, he needs to ask for my number and then give me a call. I’m not going to do his pursuing for him.

This is the huge guy from the gym and, no, I’m not on steroids. Maybe if you asked me how I got this way instead of rolling your ass to gym only around New Year’s, you would finally keep that six-pack abs resolution.

Stop smoking Tina! My friend just got out of the hospital because mold was growing in his lungs! Wake up, guys!

For the guy who thinks “bigger guys” account for rising medical costs: I’m a bigger guy with health insurance and no health problems. But I do struggle with my weight and it’s not about self-control or being lazy.

God, no wonder straight people hate us. I read “Bitch Session,” and I get annoyed by these silly rants about nothing important.

My beautiful brothers are dropping like flies. Use a damn rubber! Get a grip and live!

Does your grandmother know you borrowed her arms? Get off the nelly crosstrainer already and pick up a barbell sometime, if you can.

I love seeing immaculate hiking boots on men. They’d have more character — and so would you — if they were actually used on a mountain trail now and then.

People who use looks to judge their superiority often end up paying for a lot of plastic surgery to keep their illusion of superiority.

So we now know that some of us have seen the insides of sex clubs in both the U.S. and Europe. What we do not know is how slutty a boy needs to be to notice the cleanliness of the floor in a dim sex club.

To whomever said “pornography does not actually hurt women”: That’s wrong. Porn encourages (straight) men to think of women as objects, not people. And there actually are women trapped in prostitution and porn who do not run away for fear of being beaten or killed.

When will we start to encourage our friends to stay away from these troubled youth who will take money for sex? Why can’t we speak out about the dangers of elderly men attracted to young, poor kids?

Reality check of the day: There are older men who are assholes and there are younger men who are assholes. Stop limiting yourself to appearances and types. You are the only one who loses.

I’m tall, good-looking, athletic, and doing well. I’m also 41, half-white and half-minority, and in the gayborhood those things are the kiss of death.

What exactly constitutes “good service” at a sex club?

To gay men who go on talk shows: I know you’re broke and need attention, but isn’t President Bush doing a good enough job of hating us without you confirming his stupid logic?

I just wasted seven months of my life dating a 45-year-old man I met online. He lied about his age, his life, history, finances and more. It would be so much easier if people could just be honest with each other.

Hey I just came out at 25! Why is it there are support groups for college age and younger, and groups for middle-aged people, but nothing for me? I need help, too!

To the bear upset about the “gymtrons” hanging out with bears: When the gym boys don’t talk to you, they’re rude. But when they do, they’re intruding on your “scene.” Make up your mind. It’s just possible they’re really nice and are looking to meet guys outside the gym.

My ex-friend had no confidence when we met. Over the years, I managed to convince him of his worth as a person. Now he doesn’t have the time for a quick call just to see how I’m doing. I would never treat anyone the way I’ve been treated.

To the man I fell in love with, taught how to work out at the gym, bought new clothes from Gap, and was proud to stand beside: You got your new body, ...