Sep 16, 2005   | COMMENTS     

So is the top/bottom dynamic the gay male version of the lesbian butch/femme scene?

Have you ever noticed that straight bars have sticky floors with empty beer bottles all over the floor and gay bars are cleaner?

You know, dating would be easier if gay men would actually tell you they don’t want to see you anymore.

You are very attractive. Why would you need to go online for a date? Most guys would be falling at your feet!

To the 41-year-old who “wasted” years being bitter over his last boyfriend: You didn’t necessarily waste time by choosing not to date. Don’t listen to creeps who say you’re too picky or should “lower your standards.” Check out what their relationships are like!

I think I can answer the guy who asked what an “edge” is and why jerks are interested in it? These are pathetically shallow people who can’t find ways to interest themselves so they expect others to do it for them. Kapeesh?

After we hooked up, you said you felt guilty for cheating on the person you’re already seeing. Funny, that hasn’t stopped you from cruising the same place I met you.

Being a “jock” is a lifestyle, not a body type. I play sports and the “jock” in my online name means “let’s play a sport together,” not just trade pics back and forth.

Football and hockey players are jocks, you silly tina twink. Just because you look good wearing one does not make you one.

There was this idiot who asked my two friends and me for our phone numbers while walking to 7-Eleven. We gave him bogus numbers after he insisted. Just because someone works out and has a great body doesn’t make them attractive.

To the person asking for an explanation of gay culture: Those so-called “butch” gay bodybuilders who love queeny disco diva music are typically not really butch at all unless they stand perfectly still and don’t utter a word.

If I weren’t a bitch, I wouldn’t be all that I could be! Try that as your new Army slogan.

You may be a bit of a stereotype if all your words end in a hissing sound, your shoulders sway back and forth when you walk and you wear makeup.

I’d like to bitch about all the wonderful selfless comments in “Bitch Session” like “not my problem, not my disease,” “don’t blame me” or “don’t hate me for being beautiful.” People, get your act together and start taking some responsibility for your position in this society.

If you’re going to come over to my place to trick, can you at least have the courtesy to wait until your syphilis sore or herpes canker has gone away? Geesh!

What’s with all the guys who say they’re bottoms and then they’re all like “ow!” “stop!” “slow down!”? They should be sued for false advertising!

You were once my friend as well as my best friend’s lover. You treated him like crap and knowingly exposed him to AIDS. Now, when you see me, you act like you can’t figure out why I want nothing to do with you. Figure it out!

Why do so many guys stay in chatrooms 24/7? If you’re in a gay chatroom, log off when you go to bed, to work, or off to trick. We’re not going to give you a “Golden Dildo” award for staying in the room the longest.

As much as I enjoy “Bitch Session,” I’m baffled by the recurring attitude that if you’re a gay man of a certain age, you’re not allowed to wear casual clothes. What’s up with that?

You are terrific. I’m 67, have had a partner for 20 years, and I’m not out. So keep doing really positive things anywhere you work or live because it’s what you can do for others that makes straight people change.
Bitch Boy responds: Glad to see you’re doing your part, Gramps!

The funniest thing about “Bitch Session” is the holier-than-thou people who write in to say what losers gays are for bitching. As long as there are different people competing for the same resources — status, wealth, love, sex — everyone — will have something to bitch about.

Just because I drive a Mercedes doesn’t mean I don’t contribute to LGB (note the absence of T) organizations in need. It just means that I can afford to do both. Do the community a favor — get an education, ...