Jan 20, 2006   | COMMENTS     

At first I was upset when I started having "leather flashes." Now I'm resigned that, as a gay man, I will inevitably go through "leather-pause," when nothing else does it for me in the bedroom.

I don't care what the leather daddies say, fat will never be fashionable!

To the guy who said a big heart is more important than a big penis: Just how big are we talking about?

Why is it so hard to find a decent, God-fearing attractive woman who is not into drinking and drugs?

Bitch Boy responds: In general, or just for you? Because I have some ideas about the latter.

If you have taken the time to put an ad up on a sex site and posted nude pics, why state in your profile that you aren't looking to hook up?

Why is it that you find so many men proclaiming, "partnered but play separate or together?" Doesn't that just make you roommates? Or just hedging your bets?

To the 35-year-old who said he isn't an old troll: Give me a 35-to-45 year-old any day versus a twink. There's more maturity, more conversation, more stability and did I mention maturity?

I hate it when people ask my age and I tell them I'm 23, and they say, "You look good — for your age." That is not a compliment! That's like saying you don't sweat much for a fat girl!

Bitch Boy responds: Dear child, if you're already obsessing about this at 23, well, good luck to you.

To the closeted wannabes arrogant enough to call at 3 a.m., thinking it'll be a booty call: We have our own men and our own lives. We don't have time for straight guys who act gay until right after they climax.

When your carpet is dirtier than the bottom of my shoes, don't ask me to take them off when I enter your apartment.

Why shouldn't I be gay? Women only try to get their hands on my hard-earned money. I found a guy who loves to have sex all the time, and I didn't even have to dance with him or pay him anything!

Sure, Carson Kressley got famous by being who he is, and who he is is a shallow, pretentious fashion queen who would not hesitate to cut a person to shreds simply because they do not wear the right things.

Has anyone else noticed that Carson Kressley has the worst fashion sense of any of the "Queer Eye" guys? It's like the age-old phenomenon of hairdressers whose hair looks completely freakish.

I hope "Bitch Session" is around 20 years from now, so all the twinks repelled at the sight of middle-aged gay men who dare to show their faces in public will find themselves on the receiving end of bitches from twinks who haven't even been born yet!

You know your bitches are sub-par when Bitch Boy wastes precious bitch space responding to almost all of them. Or is it just his inflated ego? Get over your god-like complex, bitch!

Maybe some of us don't know what amoebas are because we all aren't sluts like you.

To the bitch who can't stand "sissy liberals": Those "sissy" liberals made it possible for your right-wing ass to openly enjoy life as a gay man in America!

Being 18, broke and bi in the suburbs stinks!

Bitch Boy responds: Because being 18, broke and in the ghetto smells like roses.

I wish more women would wear glasses instead of contacts.

I love you but not your vegan baloney, my darling girl.

Bitch Boy responds: Vegan baloney? Blech! That sounds even worse than, um, the other stuff you girls eat!

If you're so hot, why do you need two retail jobs to support your career as a stripper?

Wait, I thought a "boi" was a young, boyishly playful, butch lesbian. But now you're telling me there are butch gay boys? WTF?

We need to stop making bottoms feel ashamed and self-conscious. Many of us are, so why put each other down for it? And you tops need to get over your air of superiority because without bottoms, you'd be masturbating.

I was there as your friend when you caught your boyfriend cheating on you. The gratitude I get as your roommate is for you and your boyfriend to invite a third ...