Jan 20, 2006   | COMMENTS     

over to have make-up sex on my bed!

I had a crush on you for five years, and you wouldn't give me the time of day. Now that I have a boyfriend, you act as if it bothers you. I wish I could figure that one out.

My privates are tucked away in clean underwear; that's why I wash my hands before I pee.

Regarding Bitch Boy's response to the lesbian concerned about other lesbians not practicing safer sex: Have you forgotten, BB, that HIV is not so old? What about viruses that haven't raised their heads yet?

Bitch Boy responds: What about the anti-psychotic drugs you should be taking for your paranoia?

The correct answer to, "Is it in yet?" is: "It must be. I just got pulled over for entering the carpool lane."

"Bitch Session" is the best part of this rag. Your words make me rethink and change my points of view. And nowadays, finding someone able to do that is almost impossible.

To the person who complained that it's really lesbians who want to marry: Lesbians not interested in equal marriage rights have complained that same-sex marriage is a gay male obsession. It just goes to show you that being a gay man means always having to say you're sorry.

To the guy who wishes there were more gay surfers: I surf! Yes, the ocean variety!

To the chap who wants to know why more gay men do not surf: They will as soon as Calvin Klein introduces surfing wear — not to mention the complementary cologne.

I don't care that you are a "gay surfer." You want us to believe that you are somehow special because you hang with the straight guys. Not so much!

To the guy who asked why gays constantly seek validation of our relationships from heterosexual culture: Because it's their world, not ours. They outnumber us, they run the government, and they're deciding our political future.

I hate you for not having the strength to love me.

You naturally skinny guys should stop bashing bigger guys. Understand that no