Mar 03, 2006   | COMMENTS     

It was bad enough when guys started tweezing their eyebrows. Now they’re partially shaving their stomachs to create faux “happy trails.” Stop the madness!

So there’s a link between throwing out all spirituality and living a debased life? Prove it. When last I checked, we atheists were overrepresented in universities and underrepresented in prisons.

Please don’t scratch yourself through your towel while I’m talking to you in the gym locker room. There are over-the-counter ointments for that sort of thing.

I’m a gay man but I prefer straight porn because it isn’t politically correct and because, even though it has women in it, at least it doesn’t have twinks.

To the hetero who asked what one voice could change: One pebble thrown in a pond makes a big ripple. Someone has to toss that first pebble by speaking up first!

To the guy whose mother’s aunt verbally abused him: Don’t give up hope! Plenty of people have better judgment than your worthless mother and your worthless aunt.

Isn’t a bitch just another word for a mother dog? Why is everyone “bitching”?
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Just because everyone is calling you a “son of” one doesn’t mean all bitches are mothers; just female dogs, sporto.

You’ve got to be kidding! Someone actually printed “Please Bring Presents” on his birthday party invitations? I think I would have brought a nicely wrapped vial of bull semen.

To the guy who said he’s having threesomes when his daughter is home: You’re sick. Someone should tell her mother.

What in the hell is felching?
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Paging John Waters.

What’s up with guys who go to restaurants dressed in leather? Get a new wardrobe, trolls!

To the asshole who doesn’t want anyone in the club to touch him when he has his shirt off: Keep your clothes on.

So your point is don’t be a sheep, right?

Who the hell is Tina and why should I care about some stupid fag hag everyone’s bitching about.

It’s always the right time to do what’s right, and we’re doing a whole lot of wrong.

I love it when your ad says “drug free” but your eyes are rolling up into your head when I’m on the other side of the room.
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Maybe it was your outfit.

Trannies are cool, but fat trannies make me barf. They look like my grandmother in an evening gown.

What kind of religion says homosexuals go to hell because “the Bible says so” or “it’s just not natural”? Actually, the Bible doesn’t say so, and I have a horny gay cat.

Why are gay men so apathetic? I’m gay, 16 and work my butt off to secure equal rights for my future. Why do I have to set such an example? A lot of gay men need to apologize to the lesbians for all these years of them doing the dirty work, and get down to business!

I’m 51 with a 46-inch chest, 34-inch waist and enjoy my life. I don’t need some young guy telling me to “go home Grandpa, we do not need you around.” So next time you need money, call him and not me.

Why was investing in the Internet bubble touted as the wave of the future but investing in inexorably rising oil prices called speculation?
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Why won’t the Wall Street Journal launch its own “Bitch Session”?

I don’t care what you have learned in therapy. You’re still an asshole.

I am a physician who treats a lot of HIV patients. Just because you are poz does not give you the right to use our tax dollars to support your lazy ass. I can’t tell you how many healthy patients ask me to sign disability papers. Get off your bum and get a job!

Bitch please! If I wanted your life, I’d have to cut my income in half, lower my I.Q. by about 30 points and stagger home with your Abercrombie-wearing, loser friends every night.

To the jerk who referred to women as “hos”: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? That’s what you’re calling her, and the rest of the females in your family.

You French-kissed me in the bar and then gave me your number when I said I didn’t want to go home with someone I didn’t know. Yes, there was alcohol involved, on both ends. Why don’t you have the courtesy to return my phone call?
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Maybe he’s still trying to get the coffee out of the other end.

What’s up with guys who post profiles on hook up sites alerting everyone that they already ...