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Friday, March 03, 2006
It was bad enough when guys started tweezing their eyebrows. Now they’re partially shaving their stomachs to create faux “happy trails.” Stop the madness!
So there’s a link between throwing out all spirituality and living a debased life? Prove it. When last I checked, we atheists were overrepresented in universities and underrepresented in prisons.
Please don’t scratch yourself through your towel while I’m talking to you in the gym locker room. There are over-the-counter ointments for that sort of thing.
I’m a gay man but I prefer straight porn because it isn’t politically correct and because, even though it has women in it, at least it doesn’t have twinks.
To the hetero who asked what one voice could change: One pebble thrown in a pond makes a big ripple. Someone has to toss that first pebble by speaking up first!
To the guy whose mother’s aunt verbally abused him: Don’t give up hope! Plenty of people have better judgment than your worthless mother and your worthless aunt.
Isn’t a bitch just another word for a mother dog? Why is everyone “bitching”?
Bitch Boy responds: Just because everyone is calling you a “son of” one doesn’t mean all bitches are mothers; just female dogs, sporto.
You’ve got to be kidding! Someone actually printed “Please Bring Presents” on his birthday party invitations? I think I would have brought a nicely wrapped vial of bull semen.
To the guy who said he’s having threesomes when his daughter is home: You’re sick. Someone should tell her mother.
What in the hell is felching?
Bitch Boy responds: Paging John Waters.
What’s up with guys who go to restaurants dressed in leather? Get a new wardrobe, trolls!
To the asshole who doesn’t want anyone in the club to touch him when he has his shirt off: Keep your clothes on.
So your point is don’t be a sheep, right?
Who the hell is Tina and why should I care about some stupid fag hag everyone’s bitching about.
It’s always the right time to do what’s right, and we’re doing a whole lot of wrong.
I love it when your ad says “drug free” but your eyes are rolling up into your head when I’m on the other side of the room.
Bitch Boy responds: Maybe it was your outfit.
Trannies are cool, but fat trannies make me barf. They look like my grandmother in an evening gown.
What kind of religion says homosexuals go to hell because “the Bible says so” or “it’s just not natural”? Actually, the Bible doesn’t say so, and I have a horny gay cat.
Why are gay men so apathetic? I’m gay, 16 and work my butt off to secure equal rights for my future. Why do I have to set such an example? A lot of gay men need to apologize to the lesbians for all these years of them doing the dirty work, and get down to business!
I’m 51 with a 46-inch chest, 34-inch waist and enjoy my life. I don’t need some young guy telling me to “go home Grandpa, we do not need you around.” So next time you need money, call him and not me.
Why was investing in the Internet bubble touted as the wave of the future but investing in inexorably rising oil prices called speculation?
Bitch Boy responds: Why won’t the Wall Street Journal launch its own “Bitch Session”?
I don’t care what you have learned in therapy. You’re still an asshole.
I am a physician who treats a lot of HIV patients. Just because you are poz does not give you the right to use our tax dollars to support your lazy ass. I can’t tell you how many healthy patients ask me to sign disability papers. Get off your bum and get a job!
Bitch please! If I wanted your life, I’d have to cut my income in half, lower my I.Q. by about 30 points and stagger home with your Abercrombie-wearing, loser friends every night.
To the jerk who referred to women as “hos”: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? That’s what you’re calling her, and the rest of the females in your family.
You French-kissed me in the bar and then gave me your number when I said I didn’t want to go home with someone I didn’t know. Yes, there was alcohol involved, on both ends. Why don’t you have the courtesy to return my phone call?
Bitch Boy responds: Maybe he’s still trying to get the coffee out of the other end.
What’s up with guys who post profiles on hook up sites alerting everyone that they already have a man, but they are only on the site “for friends”? Come on, people! Do you think we are really that stupid or are you just dumber then dumb?
I agree with the guy who bitched about the games at church. The behavior is obnoxious. If I wanted to see attitude and bitchiness, I would go to the clubs, not church.
I may be big and require two seats on a bus, but I have the strength to leave my house everyday and deal with nasty stares all the time. You freak out when you have a zit and refuse to leave your house. Don’t judge me.
When will people get a clue that our government is not working for us and overthrow it by not voting either Democratic or Republican. Get these bozos out of office.
Why would you say in your online profile that your ideal date must have “never been married”?
Instead of trying to pick up the 20-somethings at the gym, try doing a proper workout to lose that paunch.
Having a bartender know your name and what you drink does not make him your “friend.” And having some cute, homeless loser taking advantage of you doesn’t make you a “couple.”
Are there any hot single gay men still interested in a relationship? It seems like all the good ones are in committed relationships and all there is left are weirdos or eyesores.
It really says a lot about how heterosexuals still view gays when one of the lead actors of “Brokeback Mountain” can seriously claim his character isn’t gay!
Can we come up with an alternative to the word “attidude” on here. That’s such a faggy word.
Bitch Boy responds: Actually, “attidude” is brand new-—-and perfect!
What is it with porn web site operators and Photoshop? Some of us like a few pubes on our twinks!
Can we please stop the bitchy-catty-campy weirdness? Has it ever occurred to you that no man you consider “attractive” behaves this way?
Whenever I go out (and it’s getting less and less frequent), I feel like I am wedged between the Stonewall ’70s and an Atlantis gay cruise. Ugh. Where are all the (yes) “normal” guys?
You don’t need a “perfect” body. You don’t need “perfect” hair, skin, teeth. You don’t need a “perfect” career, home, car. You do need enough self-esteem to take care of yourself, respect others and reject the judgmental anger of the ghetto.
A gay guy is cute regardless of what he wears. I take it you are obsessed with “couture” because you have nothing to offer. If you were to participate in a beauty contest of the animal kingdom, you would rank last.
Most lesbians don’t want to date fat girls.
Do gays deserve civil rights? Sure. Have they earned it? Nope. They are too busy hitting the gym, buying a new outfit for that circuit party or some other superficial event.
Bitch Boy responds: Sounds like there must be a bunch of Jane Fonda wannabe straight chicks who don’t deserve their civil rights either.
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