Jun 16, 2006   | COMMENTS     

I am so glad the Gay Pride parades are here again so the media can display the extremes of our community as the norm and slow our progress down even more. 

 Why can’t “Bitch Session”  have its own TV show? Doesn’t it already and isn’t it called “The View”?

Are you taking “T” because it gets at who you really are? Or are you taking it because it gives you an entree into an accepting community? What’s wrong with being a gender-bending butch woman?

The reason the heteros loved “Brokeback Mountain” is because one gay guy is murdered and the other ends up alone in a trailer. They can point and tell the kids, “See what happens to fags?!”

When will the ‘mo’s stop whining about their shallow lives and start discussing real issues? Stop screwing around like ho’s and unite, so we can receive the rights we deserve. 

Bitch Boy responds: You’re preaching to the wrong choir. “Bitch Session” readers are proud to put the “ho” in “homo.”

I’m sick of attitudes toward bottoms. Light-skinned blacks once used their color to claim superiority. The disliked always discriminate among themselves based on some frail similarity some share with the mainstream. To the heteros, a faggot is as a faggot does, tops!

How is that illegal immigrants (sic) can come here and demand the same rights of all citizens and yet gays are too afraid to come out of the closet to demand they (sic) rights?

Bitch Boy responds: How is it that you were born here and still haven’t mastered English?

To “face it” who complained that America is the most racist ignorant country: Then why are you living here? Move your butt elsewhere.

Bitch Boy responds: Yeah! Go be a illegal immigrant somewheres else!

I hate living with a partner who won’t have sex with me. After years of good sex, he says it’s not good anymore and it’s all my fault. He should just come out and say he’s doing it on the side and is done with me.

I wish gay men were more patient and non-biased enough to see what’s inside instead of being so wrapped up on muscles, looks and clothes. Grow up!

The ACLU is suing to allow Fred Phelps and his “God Hates Fags” parishioners to continue protesting at funerals. They are not our friends.

To the one who bitched about all his bad relationships and asks where all the nice gay guys are: The one thing all your bad relationships have in common is — you.

I’ve entered several bitches aimed at the hetero establishment that never saw print. But ones where gays are bashing each other generally do. Very disturbing. Also, the photo shown for the editor of this column is apparently not the individual responsible for this column. That’s just dishonest.

Bitch Boy responds: Try being funny, or even interesting. Congrats, Sherlock, for figuring out the photo isn’t of me. Does it say that it is? I’ve never had a hair day that bad.

Reality check — that hot hetero military guy half your age and twice your shoe size? The only time he would put his hands on you is when he is beating the hell out of you!

Look at the last time a society enacted legislation denying basic rights to an identified group of law-abiding citizens. It didn’t end well.

Honey, you can work out till your abs are hard as a rock, but it still won’t help that ugly face!

To the male in love with a transgender person: If you make love to a non-op male-to-female transgender man for his penis, you are gay. If you make love to a transsexual who intends on surgery and hates what she was born with, you are straight.

Bitch Boy responds: Thank the goddess someone referenced Webster’s Dictionary of Transgender Dating.

If you think a guy being with a transgender woman is not being gay, hello? They were once a man, and that makes the boyfriend gay.

United we stand and can accomplish great things. Divisive crap like this helps no one. Write to the editor and ask to cancel this column.

Bitch Boy responds: Let’s unite by shutting up people who say things you disagree with. What a great first step toward bringing us all together!

To the guy who asked why every time he breaks up with effeminate men, they get all clingy, saying how much they still love him: Have the balls to tell the guy ...