Jun 16, 2006   | COMMENTS     

that is why you’re not together anymore. 

My spin instructor is a crackhead and has the nerve to point me out in class because I can’t keep up. One of these days, I hope to see him “crash” on that bike.

Sorry if you hate my bikini underwear, but they have more package room than a pair of briefs and wearing six flaccid inches down one of your pant legs is trashy.

Maybe it’s a new trend or the warm weather, but most guys are not wearing underwear under their shorts. Love those commando men!

It sucks being an only child when you’re gay. If you don’t have a strong network of friends you can rely upon, as you lose your relatives to old age you really are faced with loneliness. It’s particularly bad when you haven’t been successful in having a relationship with someone. 

I don’t understand why everything has to be a “Bitch Session.” Why can’t we have a “Happy Session” where people talk about how happy they are?

Bitch Boy responds: Go for it, happy boy! I hear that www.happysession.com is still available!

I hate it when I’m reminded that being gay does not mean being smart.

I’m not hyper-masculine or hyper-feminine, which is probably why guys never notice me.

The reason guys don’t notice you is because ugliness camouflages well.

Bitch Boy responds: The last two bitches were submitted by the same person. See a therapist, Cybil!

The makeup of typical LGBT-related clubs, classes and organizations on campuses today is so often about three gay men, two lesbians, maybe 1 trans person, 40 straight women and no straight men. But why?

With all your malicious intent, you created a profile and pictures of me on a sex website. Wonder why most of your friends want nothing to do with you? 

The human heart has an infinite capacity to heal. It’s just a shame we have to practice so much.

It’s funny how these self-proclaimed “bi” guys will come into a gay chat room and stop talking to you if you say you’re gay — as if it really makes a difference. If I really wanted to meet you, I would do like your other tricks and lie and tell you what you want to hear by answering “bi.”

I am so sick of gay men who proclaim their “honesty” just as a justification to say gratuitous, hurtful things. How about a little milk of human kindness to sweeten that?

To the electrician who can’t get a date:<