Sep 01, 2006   | COMMENTS     

a lot better than some of these 20-something trolls with anorexic bodies you see out and about.

To the bastard who cut down on the so-called “fat asses” making out at the bar. If it had been two hunks, you wouldn’t have had anything to say about it, would you?
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Um, I think that was his point.

I’m nearly 30 and wear Abercrombie & Fitch. Until you’re buying my clothes, keep your opinion to yourself. I’ll wear what I damn well please.

I’m 100 percent lesbian, not bisexual, yet I have intercourse with men. Is there anything wrong with that picture? I’m just glad my long-term girlfriend has no idea what I do in our own bed.

I wonder how these queens with dead-end retail, bar and restaurant jobs get the money to buy the drugs that get them high every weekend? Do dealers now take plastic?

It was tacky enough that you offered me the use of your dildo but even worse that it had stains on it. Didn’t Ms. Manners cover cleaning your toys before you share them with other boys?

It’s a big dance floor, so why does my ex have to dance within 10 feet of me each time we happen to be there the same night?

In a chat room, some right-wing bitch stated that accepting gay marriage would lead to teaching children to graphically insert penises into rectums instead of vaginas. Exactly what school graphically teaches them to insert penises into vaginas?

Every week “Bitch Session” is the same bunch of 13-year-old girls who wouldn’t understand what mattered if it ran smack into them and ate their balls in one gulp. I’m skipping this column from here on.
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Buh-bye!

When will lonely gay men understand that sex isn’t the fix for what’s missing. Too many gay men have never really had a real friend and no amount of sex will make up for that.

I wish it would make me feel better that your new flame is homely and as personable as wallpaper, but it just doesn’t.

You want me to tell you what gender I am before we date. I am what gender I say I am. My penis or vagina may define my gender to you, but not me. Leave your trans-phobia in your gay closet.

To the person who bitched about his drug dealer copping attitude: It’s called supply and demand. As long as you demand, he is gonna supply! Stop using drugs, and you help put a dealer out of business.

You guys overreact way too much about promiscuity levels in the gay community. Most straight bachelors fool around until they settle down, so let us have our fun.
trong>Bitch Boy responds: So it’s OK if we overreact less?

To those who ask where the decent, non-stereotypical gay men are: We’re right in front of you, but you either write us off as “not really gay” or fail to notice us at all.

OK sistahs, before I eat at the “Y,” leave the body sprays alone. I don’t want to taste your damn perfume.

Don’t try to pass off marketing freebies from conferences as birthday presents.

I’d rather hook up with a positiv