Sep 01, 2006   | COMMENTS     

Quit asking me why the cute twinks won’t go home with you. Have you looked in a mirror lately?

I am sick of older men who want to date younger guys and then claim they are sick of kids. If you don’t want to be with someone who likes to go out, travel and have fun, then date someone your own age!

A person can break all 10 of the Ten Commandments and still marry as many times as they wish and have full rights of citizenship. But violate an obscure passage in ancient Jewish religious text, and the Christians will enact laws to stop you from marrying and deny you full rights.

I hate when HIV-positive men bitch because we negative guys don’t want to have sex with them. Just because I don’t want to risk catching a life-threatening illness does not make me a bad person. Stop pushing your guilt trip on us.

To the guy who wondered how escorts can be intimate with the unattractive men who pay for their services: Because if all else fails, their money is attractive.

I wish straight women and gay men could stop saying, “that’s so random” every five seconds.
trong>Bitch Boy responds: That’s so — no, I won’t do it.

I wear the cap because I’m vain just like you. Besides I’d rather not ruin the mood lighting with my shiny, misshapen head. Forgive me.

Getting HIV is not like getting knocked up. You shouldn’t have to feel obligated to “marry” the guy who infected you.

I actually think children’s songs are a good way to pass on values they can remember easily. Unfortunately, a lot of them are in their 20s and harder to impress.

I promise I will stand by my poz and neg gay brothers through the thick and thin of HIV and AIDS! I’ll fight tooth and nail for you guys, particularly if some of you gym bunnies stand by your gay sisters and help those big-boned gals onto the treadmill! Pretty please?

I’m so sick of all the bitches online who say that they’re not into hook-ups. If you want to meet real people, then go out. Don’t post a naked pic of yourself and expect “no hook-ups.”

Since when did gay men stop going to public parks?

To the guy who complains about pictures not being posted on gay hookup sites: It’s you who is wasting your time, not the guy without the photo.
trong>Bitch Boy responds: So nyah!

Why would a bar owner fire a cute young bartender and keep the same tired old queen around?

To the person questioning escorts providing services to “unattractive” clients: It’s no different than a trophy wife or husband marrying and putting out for a rich, unattractive or aging spouse. Payment is payment.

I waited years for you to get your head out of your ass, and when I finally walked away you realized that you needed me. Do you really think my patience wouldn’t run out?

To the bitch about being
“naturally” masculine: We are gay “men,” aren’t we? If you think the concept of masculinity is monolithic or “one-size-fits-all,” then you are definitely wrong!

To the idiot who wrote: “Why label your color as caramel? You’re either Hispanic, black, white or Asian”: Why are only Hispanics and Asians identified culturally and others by race? There is Caucasian (European) and African also. People are choosing culture as the new racial identifier, so you can be Italian or Asian and have a caramel complexion.

To the guy bitching about how gay men can’t donate blood: It’s not discrimination; it’s just a common sense safety measure. Gay men make up 2 percent of the U.S. population but 50 percent of all HIV cases.

I’m sorry but covering your bald spot with a faux-hawk is just as bad as a comb-over.

Who the hell is anyone to say it’s a crime for someone older to look or dress younger? I’m not going to let myself go over time and dress in dowdy clothes simply because you think my expiration date has passed!

When you first meet my ex-girlfriend who recently broke my heart, it’s really not helpful to say, “Wow, she’s really hot.”

You ageist queens need to get over it. Age is irrelevant if you take care of yourself and still look as good, if not better, over 40 as you did decades earlier. People look like crap as they age because they let themselves go or abuse their bodies with drugs, alcohol and endless parties.

So what if the guy is over 40? He’s hot and looks ...