Sep 08, 2006   | COMMENTS     

get dressed.

I could not believe this bitch: “Eating something with carbs at dinner is bad manners to you? Is there a new gay etiquette that I don’t know about?” Yes, it’s called walking out on any idiot who would claim such a thing!

I don’t know what to do! “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes” has always been my favorite movie, but I’m just now learning that Jane Russell — still going strong at 85 — is a right-wing fundamentalist Christian! Thank God Marilyn was a Gemini and could call upon the personality necessary to deal with working with her.

I don’t understand all this “breeder” sneer that some gay men see fit to adopt. We forget if it weren’t for pairs of breeders, none of us would exist.

I just had the best idea to piss off the anti-gay conservatives! All gay people pick an illegal immigrant woman and marry them!

Steven Zeeland, author of “Military Trade” and “Barracks Bad Boys,” said Marines are indeed bottoms and shockingly it’s the Navy that’s well stocked with tops. You could buy a book but enlisting is much more fun!

To the guy who asked whether Marines are all bottoms: That’s why they wear heavy boots — to keep their feet from lifting into the air.

I’m a Marine, and yes we are all bottoms. That’s why we hitch rides with Navy guys. Let me break it down for you. All Marines are bottoms. Most Navy sailors are too gay to function. All Army soldiers are sexually confused. And the Air Force airmen are some snobby bitches.

All the self described “straight acting gay men” (wearing Abercrombie logos doesn’t make you straight acting, it only makes you look needy and immature) out there hate on men who they think act femme should look in the mirror and realize everything is relative.

There is no such thing as a bisexual guy. A bisexual guy is one who is gay until he cums, and then is straight as he rushes to put on his clothes and run out the door.

I don’t get it. What do you mean by “big bad dykes should bend their knees on the dance floor.” If someone is in the way, just move!
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Um, phoning Denny Tario. The complaint is that you don’t know how to dance, not that you’re in the way.

Bitches never prosper!

There is such a thing as right and wrong and leading a good life. Take a look at one of the 45-year-old barflies next time you are out and see what happens with no meaning, integrity or purpose in your life.

Why do gay men have to play games? Why the “let’s see who calls whom next ... and how often?” If you truly like someone, why play with emotions? If you don’t like him, why stretch it out? Don’t you realize that it hurts? A lot. “Honesty is the best.

Here’s a news flash for the steroid queens: You’ll be dead by 50 from steroid-related heart and liver damage. Are your muscles worth that much?

Dating makes me feel like I’m at a middle school dance all over again. Only this time I am completely suave with the girls, it’s t