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Gay icon Cyndi Lauper left Dish crying in her mean pixie dust this weekend. (Photo by L. Martinez/AP)
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Dish has been very busy this week. She’s been running all over the globe, investigating gay rumors. Of course, first-person accounts are best, so whenever Dish’s keepers allow her out of her chains, she makes a run for it.
This week was one of the bright ones, and Dish treated herself to a little trip to that city that Carrie and Miranda and Samantha and what’s-her-name were always talking about.
After Dish filled up her arms with as many Manolos as she could safely carry out of the store, she stopped by the High Line Ballroom to see how well those stilettos handled her moves.
She headed there to enjoy the third iteration of New York’s version of gay dance night Blowoff, brought by D.C.’s gay duo and . The venue was full — though not as full as D.C.’s 9:30 club gets — of hot daddies enjoying themselves and each other.
Also in attendance and dancing happily next to Morel was gay icon . Although she bopped in the DJ booth, she wasn’t quite so nice when she was out in the crowd.
When Dish came by, bowing and scraping and expressing her gratitude, she told Dish that she “didn’t want to be bothered.” Oh, excuse Dish. How ridiculous of her to expect that a gay icon attending a gay dance party might find herself the subject of some queer adoration.
We’ll remember that you don’t want to be bothered the next time we’re asked to shell out big bucks for one of your concert tours, Cyndi.
 Gay fashion designer has always been a bit of a mixed bag to Dish.
Dish just never much cared for his television show, which she always found too bloated for Mizrahi’s personality to carry. He’s not a comedian, is he? Just sort of a jovial fashion type that you know is seriously crazy and perfectionistic and “no more wire hangers!” under all that five o’clock shadow.
Well, hold onto your heels because this holiday season Mizrahi is performing a — that’s right — cabaret act.
“I jump at the chance to appear in New York because I am a giant ham,” Mizrahi told Fashion Week Daily. Well, we already knew that. The one-night only event at Blender Theater at Gramercy will include holiday stories, anecdotes and surprise guests. Hmm…Mizrahi promises lots of camp will be included, so if you’ll be in New York the evening of Dec. 21 and you’re interested, stop on by.
 Oh, . Where would we be without you and those persistent, swirling rumors about your sexual orientation? The latest rumors about the hip-swiveling, Speedo-wearing svelte Latino come via, of course, a Hollywood skincare guru.
A Danish magazine asked Ole Henriksen whom, besides his partner, he would take a romantic vacation with and he responded as follows, according to gossip Ted Casablanca.
“I’d go for [former Danish soccer player] Stig Tøftig, but since he’s straight, I’d say my client Ricky Martin,” Henriksen said. According to other reports, Henriksen went on. “He’s a bit more open about it these days than he used to be,” Henriksen is quoted as saying in any number of press reports. Food for fantasy, darlings!
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