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Nothing’s funnier than bumping into the guy who just left the STD clinic trying to pick me up! You whores!
“I’m tired of everyone acting like I’m incapable of having a long-term relationship. I’ve only had two boyfriends .... each lasted about nine months.” Missy, I think long-term typically implies more than nine months!
Two oxymorons: gay marriage and trans-inclusive.
It’s funny how most people think gay guys have sex left and right with anyone, anywhere and anyhow. If only it were true! If only it were that easy!
“So easy to play the race card.” It’s even easier to deny it.
Bitch Boy, I doubt that you will allow this to be posted but you seem to think that in order to be critical, you have to be bitchy/snarky/cruel. The readers have repeatedly seen how you don’t don’t analyze critically at all, but instead choose to come down predictably with hackneyed throwaway blurbs, insults about misspelled words, just to spice things up. It would be nice to see you really thinking about the issues of which you write.
Most bi’s aren’t alcoholics or drug addicts? I think not. Not being able to decide if you want men or women is right up there with bipolar disorder.
Gosh, I miss the days when hot guys went to the Green Lantern. Now it’s just desperate, back-haired trolls.
Your ‘bear in a suit’ posts were cute at first but now, your friends and subscribers are tired of it. You and your “bears’” two minutes are up. Stop the insanity!
To the queen who went all the way to Iowa in hopes of getting free stuff from Oprah: You give new meaning to the word “cheap.”
If you’re not cute with a perfect body in this town you might as well be dead. The queens are so cold here.
I make $10 million a year and I went to a state school. I’m also smart enough to know that nobody cares! Check Emily Post — it’s tacky to talk about how much you earn.
There is a difference between being fashionably late and just plain late.
The male equivalent to “fruit flies” is “dyke daddies,” and they’re just as incapable of bagging members of the opposite sex.
What’s with calling guys “chocolate,” “vanilla,” and “cinnamon”? You are aware you’re having sex with PEOPLE, right?
I am glad the gay community overemphasizes looks. It keeps ugly people from making up excuses, and gets them off their fat butts!
I thought that maybe I’ll try something different this time. This time, I decided to date the smart, intelligent, polite and obese gay man. In only two weeks, I realized that a lifetime of being with a nice guy would also mean a lifetime of broken beds and unsatisfactory sex. The lesson is still the same — don’t go out with people others say you should go out with. Follow your heart.
You may have $10 million, a JD from Yale and a Vera Wang-wearing Asian maid, but your maid tells me that you like to borrow her Vera Wangs and pretend to marry your Donald Rumsfeld doll.
To the GS-8 who whined about the fabu Harvard lesbian making $500,000: I bet you’d trade in your Chanel knockoffs and one year of your life for just one day in her real Vera Wang.
I live in Dupont Circle, wave my rainbow flag, despise Republicans, act like a girl (I am a real girl), and my family accepts and loves me. Oh, and they don’t like Republicans either.
Condi for president! With her, not only do you get a female president, a black president, but a lesbian president as well!
I need access to you 24/7 through your cell phone in case I need an emergency enema!
Most of my interactions with gay men in D.C. tempt me to vote Republican.
What’s up with all the sad black queens who go to Halo? Every time I go I always seem to run into someone who can’t afford the neighborhood complaining about the price of drinks.
There are bisexuals at the bars. There’s just ...
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