Feb 16, 2007   | COMMENTS     

To the guy who wonders why “some people” get dressed up just to go run errands, maybe you should get dressed up as well. Then maybe the rest of us would notice you. But the reality is that getting dressed up isn’t about you. It’s about me. I like to feel good about myself. Try it. You might like it.
 

 
AT least I made it to 40-and-over you stupid young bitches. Will you?
 

 
To the 35-year-old who wears the sports shirt to get lucky: You didn’t attract anyone with any sense did you?
 

 
Sagging skin and spider veins are part of aging. Aging occurs naturally, not by choice. So who are the morons who would criticize a guy for this? It’s about as enlightened as criticizing someone for other acts of nature — like being gay. Idiots!
 

 
There is nothing deep or profound or even remotely interesting about you. You are just a pretentious, mass produced product of the bar scene.
 

 
I don’t care what you do for a living, if you’re not cute you’re not getting any! Think of the money you wasted at college!
 

 
Do you think as gay men we are obsessed with youth because so many of our brothers died young in the ’70s when the closet was just opening?
 
trong>Bitch Boy responds: No, I think we’re obsessed with youth because young people are skinny and pretty.
 

 
I knock the 20-somethings but I have to admit life is harder for them. Twenty years ago, I bought a two bedroom condo for $125,000 (now $650,000), funky jeans cost $32 (now $175 for Diesel) and we had great bars and epic music (Tracks, Lost and Found; Donna Summer, Weathergirls). What guy just starting out can afford to live here? Wouldn’t your attitude be crappy, too?
 

 
OK, I’m over 35 so I’ll give up going to the bars. I first checked out Match.com back in June. Here it is February and the same guys are still on showing active in the last 24 hours. So where does a still-kinda-hot over 35 guy go to meet age appropriate guys interested in something long term?
 
trong>Bitch Boy responds: The wishing well.
 

 
I don’t remember asking GLAAD to speak for me. They should really look at the definition of “defame.” If I find offense I can write my own letter, thank you, which I have done many times. If GLAAD needs a cause, they should go to Fox News.
 

 
I would much rather have a cookie cutter house in the ‘burbs, than live in a one-room box in the city.
 

 
If George Michael is in Capital Pride, this queen isn’t going. Doesn’t Capital Pride have pride anymore? What’s with this B-list talent we get? With all the money it draws in, you would think they could get Madonna.
 

 
If Bitch Boy is going Britney on us, I think I am going to puke.
 

 
I wish I had asked my ex 10 years ago what he did for a living. After falling in love with him, I found out he didn’t work, didn’t have a car, and had a roommate. Make sure you find out what he does for a living, what he drives, and what type of place lives in before you get sucked in.
 
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Are you sure you’re not a lesbian?
 

 
To the young guys bitching about older guys in bars, just wait, you’ll be 40 too someday. Don’t knock it till you try it. But I forgot, you’d rather be a shallow jerk.
 

 
If I wanted a woman, I would be straight. How can anybody find a femmed out twink sexy? I find it degrading to even be associated with Mrs. Twinkie.
 

 
Going to the bars is OK as long as you have no expectations. You are not going to meet anyone that you actually want to date. You are not going to meet anyone who will ever be a real friend and you are not going to experience normal and polite behavior by anyone’s standards.
 
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Bitter much?
 

 
The sports jersey looks stupid on straight men and gay men. You don’t see Peyton Manning wearing one off the field, because he knows it is not appropriate.
 

 
Anybody over 30 is too old to be in a clique.
 

 
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