Feb 16, 2007   | COMMENTS     

Why go out when you can watch a movie?
 

 
Sorry to set fire to your rainbow flag, but if you Judy-Garland-loving bitches think being gay means you can’t be racist, you need to click your heels together and come back from Oz.
 

 
I wish the older guys would stop bitching about the younger guys telling them “no.” I get dumped and ignored by the hot older guys all the time. You’d think with all their bitching, they’d be an easy lay.

 
 
Over 40 + wrinkles + gray hair + potbelly + hairy + bald + form fitting clothes = visual pollution.
 

 
I am so tired of hearing queens who treat each other like crap complain about discrimination. I will listen to your whining when you learn to be a human being.
 

 
I think we all need to remember those undeniable words of advice: Maybe s/he’s just not that into you.
 

 
Peyton Manning is hot? What are you smoking! Tom Brady or Drew Brees kick his butt any day. They should have called it the Ugly Bowl.
 

 
Who the hell is Peyton Manning?
 

 
Jacob and Joshua from Nemesis wouldn’t even have gotten through the first round of ‘Idol.’ I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit listening to their single “Number One in Heaven.” No golden ticket for you!
 

 
Until you’ve dealt with separation, death, depression, loneliness, addictions, or a mid-life crisis, don’t act like Dr. Phil when we first meet! We all have baggage. It takes strength and honesty to overcome adversity, to change and to love. You get what you give and something beautiful starts with giving the other guy a break.
 

 
Sticking your tongue in my mouth and not sharing that space, or allowing me to reciprocate, is bad French kissing form. Learn how to kiss!
 

 
I bitched because Anna Nicole Smith passed away. She was everything a queen wants to be: rich, famous, fun, whorish and beautiful. And they say only the good die young. Love you girl!
 
trong>Bitch Boy responds: You forgot fat, white trashy and drug addicted.
 

 
From the 55-year-old fashion queen to his critic: Ralph Lauren and LL Bean!? Please, girl. I’m just old. I’m not dead.
 

 
Gay men only concerned about looks: $10. Twink wearing baggies and trying to be all that: $2. Older gays and lesbians who helped make history: priceless. Learn about our history — education pays.

 
 
I love Bitch Session. With all the inflated egos, vaccuous personalitiels and ultimately void existances, I get lighter just carrying it around — it’s better than Weight Watchers.
 
trong>Bitch Boy responds: Maybe you should try carrying around a dictionary instead.