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Friday nights: Make sure your wallet’s full, the Ferrari’s warmed up, the maid has cleaned your mansion and your comb-over is in place. Then maybe I’ll consider you.
For all you 40-something queens with a chip on your shoulder about your age, I’m not the one who caused your face to wrinkle. I’m not the one who gave you spider veins all over your legs. I’m not the one who caused your rejection at Halo. And finally, I’m not the one who caused your balding. Just accept your sad fate and be nice to your fellow man.
Some would say that men older than 18 are too old to wear those jersey shirts with the numbers on them. I’m 35 and I sometimes wear them. I don’t care if anybody thinks that I’m too old to wear them or not because I look fabulous in them. How do I know? You bitches are all trying to get in my pants when I wear them (even you twinks)!
When guys ask me first “What do I do?” I tell them I am an IRS fraud agent and then I ask them, “Did you report your roommate’s rental income on your taxes?” And with those few words, snotty wannabe’s burst into flames!
VD: Share it with someone you love. Happy Valentines Day!
All gay men are starting to look alike! How boring can it get? As for the bears, the uniform is tired and you all look like hip-hoppers with the long baggy shorts, the cut off shirts and those hats. If you are 50, you are not flattering yourself dressing like a 14-year-old kid!
Why do people get upset when guys ask them what they do for a living? Maybe those guys want to have a relationship with someone who actually has talent, interests, goals and ambitions. What are you supposed to do when you strike up a conversation with a guy — ask him where he gets his hair cut?
I’m just a big f-word who likes to suck d-word and eat a-word. To all those p-words out there who can’t deal with it, go to h-word.
Bitch Boy inspires me to be the best Bitch that I can be. Who says a nasty rag like Bitch Session or Bitch Boy for that matter can’t build character after all?
F-word, n-word, c-word, who cares? They’re all just words! And they can only offend us if we grant them that power. However, what is offensive to me is that much of the media allow the f-word, but not the n-word or the c-word. If we allow one, we should allow them all.
I wonder what Bitch Boy wears under his pants (or kilt) or dress for that matter: boxers, briefs, panties or is he going Britney on us?
Tips from lesbians: zero dollars. Bitches about lesbian tippers that annoy Bitch Boy: priceless!
Why settle for George Michael for Capital Pride when you can ask for Elton or Cher?
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