Oct 17, 2008   | COMMENTS     

Bitch please, Anderson Cooper is so 2003. I used to like him but now he acts like a snarky, smug jerk half the time on his overrated show. Obviously success does go to your head.

Seriously, the nightlife in Indianapolis has to be better than D.C.’s. It sucks being forced to go out of town on the weekend to have any real fun.

This is not a bitch but what exactly does one do at a scat party? Do tell!

Bitch Boy responds: If you have to ask, you’re probably not going to like it.

What’s with all these married gay guys having relationships for their “cover”? I’ve met plenty of rich gay men who didn’t need a wife to further their social status, so why the hassle?

So, I just moved into George-town. I absolutely love the neighborhood but the bar scene is deplorable. It’s nothing but young Republicans and suburban riff-raff with only a smattering of gays. Why are there no gay or gay-friendly bars in Georgetown? There should be at least a few gay-friendly places here! Rise up queens — infiltrate G-town!

Of course it’s nice to have an admiral for a father. Much better than having a deadbeat dad.

The only thing missing from the recent McCain/Palin rally was a burning cross and white hoods.

Oh no! Flighty gay men are alive and well in this town. Now we all have to be careful about showing interest in someone as it could turn into a six-month drama fest.

Bitch please. I did nothing but look at you. There is no need for all the drama of telling your friends I am going to hit on you. Never happened did it?

I guess nobody remembers that the church Sarah Palin and her family belonged to had a program called “Pray away the gay.” Apparently defending “people who cannot defend themselves” only includes traditional fundamentalist Christian, heterosexual whites. It’s like Nazi Germany all over again.

My wish for the morning of Nov. 5: that Palin and her ilk are just a bad, fleeting memory.

Hey folks, can you please stop buying $200 jeans for one week and send some cash to help defeat Prop 8 in California? Creeps and nut-cases from around the nation are sending their cash to help pass it. Thanks.

Yeah, “that one:” Barack Obama. He’s the best choice for these troubled times. I’ll take his potential over McCain’s experience. There you go.

It’s not surprising that the younger crowd is so into scat. Isn’t that what we’ve been getting from Bush-Cheney-McCain-Palin for the past eight years? No wonder Nordstrom is considered trendy and hip.

A Bitch from Baghdad: Every Blade reader in Iraq gets a genuine morale boost Friday afternoons from Bitch Session: all those gripes about twinks vs. trolls, the tired bar scene, lesbian tipping habits, vapid political “arguments” and, of course, Nordstrom remind us why we really don’t miss D.C. that much after all.

Todd Palin is a ManILF. Woof!

Taxes are the least of our problems? Excuse me, I’m not a financially poor loser like you who has no earnings to get taxed.

So that’s why your profile pic was blurred.

I’ve maxed out my 401K contributions for 22 years. I’ve lost $150K in the last three months. I blame you GWBitch.

To the guy who took the martini glass “souvenirs:” You may want to attend a McCain rally. Have you seen the dregs he attracts?

Scat? I go limp on a whiff.

He’s hot, young and straight and has come over every day since we met. He drinks my beer and smokes my weed and I have no idea how to make it stop. Did I mention he’s hot?

Agreed. Frottage is a grip-less handjob.

Sorry. I didn’t mean to drop you and hurt your back but you’ve gained a few since we did that last.

Bring back the single page bitches Bitch Boy. This page switching is a bitch.

That’s why I only go out at night.

I’m living proof that you can be an HIV-negative slut.

To the guy who thinks Obama is hiding his grandparents: Is this the first time you’ve ever been on the Internet? Google is a good place to look for answers. Oh nevermind ... you must be John McCain.

Leather harnesses are only worthwhile on a bottom.

How did you get 94 guys in your bathroom Mr. Nordstrom?

Stop treating me like I’m unfaithful. I didn’t cheat. I only had cam sex!

If you consider an empty martini glass a souvenir then you probably are the dirt dawg loser you seem to be.

George W. Bush bankrupted his oil company because he couldn’t find oil in ...