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Miley Cyrus has wished upon a star — she wants her own day at Disney despite the previously scheduled Gay Days; George Michael is recovering from his latest go-round with the law in South Africa and an ex claims to have a Britney Spears sex tape. (Photos by AP)
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Dish is rounding out the season on a long vacation (or maybe she’s having her two friends adjusted? Those babies don’t stay firm forever!), so Haggedy Ann is back for another week of turning that economic-downturn frown into a catty sneer made possible by other people’s misfortune.
First off, Miley Cyrus, just because you’re Disney’s cash cow doesn’t mean you get to take its theme park away from the gays! For the TV star’s 16th birthday bash, she tricked Disneyland into shutting down and turned it into her own personal playground. Not so fast, Hannah Con-tana!
Gay Days are scheduled to run this weekend. As a gleaming pop star, she should know that the gays make up a substantial portion of her fan base. The organizers downplayed the conflict.
“That’s our scheduled day at Disney’s California Adventure, so we don’t foresee any changes to Gay Days Anaheim. Although we would love her to come sing for us!” organizers said in a statement.
Ann thinks you could find better entertainment than a demanding diva like Miss Cyrus. Ann’s sure those Disney princes like to get down.
George Michael decided to go-go outta town after his most recent drug possession arrest. He and his boyfriend have been staying at the swanky Lion Sand private game resort in Mpumalanga, South Africa, for the past week.
The two have been celebrating a crack arrest like any respectable human should — by lounging by a private pool, sleeping in, shopping and using a helicopter for transportation. If George is so quick to shrug off the economic woes, why shouldn’t he disregard the law, too?
Ann thinks she better reconsider going to church this Sunday. Looks like a little bit of ‘Faith’ isn’t hurting our Georgie! If only they’d let her in wearing Saturday night’s clothes … Ann can hardly ever find time to change during her walk of shame.
The pretty ‘Gossip’ boys are all over Details magazine this month, and each of the three has his own in-depth interview. According to MollyGood, the rundown is that Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford have a bromance-but-not-gay-but-maybe relationship, while all three have a thing for Christian Bale. Ann sympathizes, honeys!
Crawford spoke in depth about his struggles with overcoming “gayface,” a disease cast upon him by none other than Perez Hilton.
“Perez Hilton says I have ‘gayface,’” Crawford said. “So on top of everything else, I have to overcome gayface.”
Life IS hard when you’re a TV star, but not as hard as the men who wanna get near that gayface, whatever that means! Keep ’em guessing, Chace.
Britney Spears is furiously denying that there’s a sex tape being kept hostage by her ex and member of the paparazzi Adnan Ghalib.
According to E!, Ghalib has also disconnected his cell phone, and his former agency, JFX, is saying he never worked for them.
According to UK’s Sun newspaper (the one with the naked lady inside), Ghalib said, “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical inquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
The tape was made while the two were vacationing in Mexico. An unconfirmed source says there’s footage of Britney, bitch, with only a pink wig and a pack of Marlboro Lights to her in-the-nude name. Yowza!
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