Nov 14, 2008   | COMMENTS     

Where are the gay bitches protesting the passing of Proposition 8?

I’ll make a deal with gay couples who care about marriage rights: you help me find a mate, and then I’ll have reason to be active in fighting for legalizing marriage for all of us.

Most of the Harvard grads that I have met are clueless and have no idea how to function with the rest of the world.

Being “elitist” is totally out of fashion now. I guess the “movers and shakers” in this town are going to have to find new identities.

So half of California thinks we’re only worth three-fifths of a person?

No matter how hot everyone thinks you are, I turned you down because you shave your legs. And probably your crotch too.

Why would President-elect Obama give us any special rights? Why would this president be any different than any other politician? Things aren’t going to change unless there’s some forceful, Stonewall-like protesting.

Scat is so last season. Vomit is the new fetish of this season.

I was just reading about Robert Wone’s murder. How can anyone be that twisted to kill him? I just don’t understand.

The image in my mind of two lesbians doing scat is enough for me to hate women altogether.

In four years, ask yourself if Obama overturned “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” and whether national civil unions are recognized. Then ask yourself if your taxes went up.

Bitch Boy, I can tell from your sharp remarks, you are not just a pretty face.

Did you see that queen on ABC 7 News who got his ass whipped in front of the White House on election night? Girl, she was flaming all throughout that interview.

Bitch Boy responds: Girl, you sound just as nellie.

Sarah Palin, Ted Stevens ... Alaskans must have ice for brains.

I did Joe the Plumber.

Gay boys who help closet-cases (i.e. blowing that politician in the sauna) are to blame for the ‘str8’ world continuing to think we’re a bunch of sex-starved pigs. And we think we can actually sell the idea of gay marriage? Think again.

FedEx field sucks. Bring back RFK.

Surprising number of Republican posts in last week’s Bitch Session. Log Cabins must really have had nothing to do election week since they missed the boat with their endorsement of McCain this time around. What the heck were you guys smoking?

If conservatives don’t like Obama’s ideas, they should propose some of their own. Oh, right, they did. That’s why Obama won.

Would someone PLEASE make Sarah and Todd Palin go away?

Bitch Boy responds: Let’s keep Todd around, he’s hot!

My life is empty without 1/2 and O. I used to only need to show my genitals for satisfaction.
How did I end up so superficial that I let a perfect man go because it was curved too far to the left.

George Bush has invented a Wal-Mart economy. By the time he’s done we’ll all work and shop there.

What’s up with more African Americans going to the polls to vote for Obama and also voting against gay marriage? Have they already forgotten about oppression based upon traits outside of their control?

Everyone knows that gay men will sleep with anything that moves and also that gay men are incredibly picky in choosing sexual partners. It is vitally important to believe media stereotypes, especially those that contradict one another.

I’m so mad that I wasn’t the lesbo that Lindsay Lohan picked. Seriously, crack whore or not, she is FINE!

Huh huh huh, you said “dumping.”

African Americans over-whelmingly voted YES on Prop 8. I am biracial and a lesbian. How do I get rid of the black half? I am so ashamed and apologize on behalf of the nitwits who voted yes on Prop 8.

Re: “I am tired of hearing people scream Sarah Palin has no experience to be president.” Palin doesn’t even know that Africa is a continent.

You are getting older and your life has changed when you clean your house, wash the car, hit the gym, take a disco nap, clean-up, get dressed, go to the door and then think — do I really wanna go out to the bars? Then get undressed, view some hot porn, hit the fridge, crack some brews, take a shower and be in bed alone on Saturday night before midnight!

Our “Messiah Obama” is now your president, bitch!

If women can have “freedom of choice” why can’t I?

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