Dec 12, 2008   | COMMENTS     

I don’t recognize hetero-sexual marriage. It’s against my beliefs. I now refer to all spouses as “partners.”

“Milk” will be awful. Gus Van Sant is the worst director. His movies always suck.

Gay orgs should cut boss salaries instead of staff to cope with the recession.

How can a gay guy be a Republican? If there was ever evidence of “being played like a fool” you all are definitely that evidence! And going to college for four years to work with the Republicans doesn’t make it any better, hon.

For those of you who want to blame blacks for Proposition 8, why don’t you blame the Catholic Church? They are the real force behind the support for Proposition 8 — they got other churches behind them, including the Mormons! Blame the sex offender church — not black voters!

Hey Dems and GOPers, rather than being impediments, obstructionists or Obama-haters, try working with each other to find common ground. The days of saying no to compromise are over. We the people want results.

There is no “vomit” movement — just some desperate people wanting to get their comments posted and an idiot who will post them.

Re: “If Obama was so great, why didn’t he come to California to lend some of his clout with the black community to the fight against Prop 8?” Oh give it a rest. The election is OVER and you LOST bitch.

HRC is doing plenty of behind-the-scenes work, such as encouraging pragmatic compromises on ENDA to get it passed. Yes, it’s too bad the world can’t be made immediately as perfect as your big Tina rush right before you threw up on me in the Nordstrom bathroom.

Re: “A bitch from Baghdad: You know that ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’ is in its last throes when they serve ‘breakfast quiche’ in the mess hall and nobody notices.” You must be a contractor. You are certainly not active duty Army, poseur. We don’t have “mess halls.” Are we all supposed to applaud because you chose to go to the Green Zone? In your case, I can see why it is called that — you’re green with envy that you aren’t wearing green, so you’re getting paid green instead. Buck up, wannabe. You’ll have so much to share at Halo for your Big Man On Campus Tour.

Re: “Dear lesbian bitch: Thanks for treating me like a piece of trash when I served you on Thanksgiving when I could have been with my own family and friends instead.” What? You came in specifically for the lesbian tips? Honey, if your family was so wonderful and that turkey neck so fine, you would have been home. Shut up and contemplate a seasonal job at Target.

Bitch Session summary: Prop 8, Prop 8, Prop 8, vomit, scat, Prop 8, Prop 8, Obama sucks, vomit, Prop 8.

Bitch Boy response: You got a problem with that?

Sorry, smokers, I’m just not moved by your plight. You still can (and do) go to the bars, but you just have to step outside to light up instead of forcing it on all the rest of us in a crowded, confined space. The rest of us enjoy being able to spend a night out without choking or reeking of second-hand smoke for hours afterwards.

To those who wonder why the label of “marriage” has importance beyond the bundle of rights in a “civil union”: Our 7-year-old daughter asked us last week whether something was wrong with us because her two dads were not allowed to get married and have a “forever family” like others. Sadly, even she intuited the problem — that a “registered domestic partnership” is a second-class status, even if Daddy and Pop-pop are able to cobble together the contracts and other legal arrangements to mimic the real thing.

Folks, the vomit fetish thing is obviously a joke. Though I have to admit, it is hot to be having sex with someone so hard that they keep gagging.

I am a lesbian, and I recently left a bad tip, percentage wise, but most of the bill was one drink. I felt bad afterward, thinking I am that tipper they talk about in the Blade!

“Last time I checked, gay marriage was illegal in 47 states. Whose fault is that?” The politicians who let a 5,000-year-old storybook justify being petty hate-mongers, and the voters who allow these politicians to cow them into agreeing with them by using tired old stereotypes and threats of Armageddon — that’s whose fault it is.

No one seems to be “bitching” about the economy. ...