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Friday, March 28, 2008
“We squandered our gains from the Clinton years by becoming worse than the society that looked down on us. Maybe this time around we can act more responsibly.” Yeah, like that is going to happen.
How can you say the Kardashians’ home looks like a Mexican whorehouse unless you’ve been in one?
Gays, not lesbians, should leave Arlington. Then the Republicans will leave too.
I’m a twink and I will vote for McCain. A vote for Obama is a vote for the Islamists who want to execute me.
I need to get some kneepads.
D.C. attracts America’s best and brightest. Unfortunately, they turn into silly, gossiping, pretentious, bitchy little girls within a year of arriving here.
You gay bitches don’t know squat about Pastor Wright! I can’t believe you judge a man based on a 30-second clip from a 45-minute sermon! Gay people are just as quick to judge and stereotype religious leaders as bigots judge them. Some of you don’t even know Pastor Wright supports gay rights! How ignorant of all of you!
To the D-lister who still gets rejected: Clothes, a great body, and degree of class still don’t go well with an ugly face.
I told this guy I was a total top, and he said, “So what’s that mean, one finger? Two?”
Instead of finishing the primary we should probably just have Obama and Hillary whip ‘em out to see whose is bigger.
To the queen who complained about the “mean girl” behavior in D.C.: You obviously aren’t cut out for this city — physically or emotionally.
Lesbian friends, we like you but please stop trying to fix us up, your taste in men sucks.
To the bitch who said, “D.C. is horrible! Doesn’t D.C. have the highest rate of HIV in the nation? I can’t wait to get this trip over! NYC, I’m coming home!” You might want to know that as of 2007 New York City was No. 1 for AIDS cases in the nation, D.C. was No. 5. Congrats on your blue ribbon.
To hell with Hillary AND Obama. The Blade should endorse Rev. Jeremiah Wright for president. After all, he’s got everything your narrow-minded readers are looking for in the next leader of the free world; he backs gay rights. Let’s hear it - Jeremiah for president!
Ferraro was right. Obama is only where he is because he’s black. He never gets the hard questions or faces real media scrutiny because all the reports are afraid they’ll be called racists. Don’t vote for the man just because you think he’s cute.
To the self-hating queen of color begging for the white boys to pay some attention to her: You’re pathetic! If you would at least look in the mirror and see your own beauty and look for someone who looks like you sometime, you might just find true love.
I agree, most of ya’ll ARE mentally ill!
To the bitch who says Barack’s pastor is a raving racist lunatic: So what? Dupont’s bars are full of them!
To the delusional bitch who said “Black power is out”: Gurl, are you crazy? Black power will never be out! And just what the hell is gay power? Anyone can perform fellatio.
To the nasty queen who made a comment about the lesbian couple and their “crying” baby: FYI, some of us want more out of life than a meaningless encounter every night with someone who won’t remember your name tomorrow morning. It’s nice coming home to someone who loves you and knowing they’ll be there for you. You fake, wannabe woman, you’ll never know the true meaning of “woman.” You should hang a sign from your ass: “Like 7-Eleven, open 24x7.”
Re: I work so hard to get a nice body ... only to still be rejected: Can I get your number? Cause I’d rather sleep with a hot D-list man than bother with most supposedly A-list losers in this town! Signed, HRH (hot, rich, hung)
I know that Senator Clinton voted for the war. I know that Senator Obama voted against it. What else do I need to know?
Hillary Clinton voted for the Iraq war. She has bad hair and bad judgment.
Lesbians who are either “at work, on travel or entertaining” need to get a real and authentic life and an individual personality. Stop trying to compensate. Don’t worry, we’ll like you if you’re not Bette and Tina.
You know you’re an insecure lesbian when you need to brag about the money you make and the tips you leave.
Get the lesbians out of Arlington? Why? Gay men already have D.C. and look what they’ve done with it: Highest HIV rate in the nation. No boys, just because you ruined your sandbox doesn’t mean you can have ours. And we will fight for it and you know that the lesbians will kick your twink asses, we will shoot the bears and defrock the queens. So don’t even try it.
What? Six months into the relationship and the sex stopped? And you’re still with him? Are you insane? Dude, you really need to raise your standards or buy some dildos! Damn!
Who is this Tina girl I keep hearing about?
Yes I know you’ve lost your six-pack since we’ve started dating. Stop worrying about it. You are still the handsomest guy in the room to me.
Talk as femme as you want. With that hot ass it doesn’t matter.
We need to give all the bitches the drugs Paula Abdul takes. She never says a bad thing to those singers — even when they really, really deserve it. Then again, she can’t really form a coherent sentence so that might have something to do with it.
Oh, foreign guys, you’re hot, so please stop drenching yourselves with cologne. It doesn’t make you more attractive it makes you stink.
Sometimes, I think there are a lot of Log Cabin Democrats too.
Why do I love butter so much?
Some of you need to be careful who you’re calling a troll. Take a good long look in the mirror. You’re in your mid 20’s and already looking haggard, used, and ready to be disposed of. So, go ahead and burn yourself out some more.
“I have four or five bitches published this week. I guess I’m the queen bitch of D.C.” No, you’re the bitchy queen of D.C.
Where’s global warming? I’m cold!
It’s hard to bitch when you’re feeling good about stuff. I wish the sun would go away so I can go back to moping and bitching.
Amen on the smokers bitch. Who wants to kiss an ashtray?
Goddamn Obama!
“Bisexuality does not exist.” Are you kidding me? Ever hear of a guy named Kinsey and his sexuality scale? Your bitch proved your intelligence level! Everything is not black or white. Open your mind and let others be.
Paybacks are a “bitch” you have not seen anything yet. Wait until his wife finds out.
To the short boy in a green polo at Town on Saturday. When I asked your name, you got all offended and asked, “Why do you need to know my name.” Maybe it was because I thought you were cute, until I realized what sort of trash you really were. Have fun cruising the bathrooms on your knees with your four-inch penis and your thimble bladder.
Hey, lesbians, why so standoffish, join the conversation. Oh, that’s right, you’re probably sitting there talking all about how much you’ve done for the world, the gay movement, air pollution, healthy eating, how gay men don’t appreciate your unselfish sacrifice, etc. Never mind, stay there, we don’t think we want to have a conversation with you.
The governor of New York cheats on his wife, screws a prostitute and ruins his political future, which could have led to a presidential bid. It’s high time gays got a shot at legal marriage — we sure as hell couldn’t screw it up worse than this idiot did.
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