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Heralded young actress Ellen Page wore a dress to the Oscars, but definitely not to the Spirit Awards, shown here. (Photo by Reed Saxon/AP)
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Hmm … , pets. What do we think? Is she or isn’t she? Dish certainly thought the “Juno” star must be a Sapphic sister when she showed up at the Independent Spirit Awards wearing a nice little indie butch suit. (She won Best Female Lead, by the way.)
Then at the Oscars, Page just seemed so preternaturally composed and smart that Dish figured she has to be a lesbian.
Dish wasn’t the only one noticing that Page was awfully pretty to be so smart, and before you could whisper whether she was walking red carpets or munching them, the rumors were flying. Then Page did a very smart and devious thing and that was to host NBC’s “Saturday Night Live,” appearing in a sketch with an ambiguous message.
played her boyfriend and she played a girl just returning from a concert.
“I just felt like I was an oil lamp that’s never been lit and now I’m finally burning bright with sister fire,” she screeched excitedly while raving over everyone’s “cute short haircuts.” Samburg started to point out that she sounded pretty lesbionic, which Page’s character denied.
“Why does everything have to have a freaking label?” she said. “Why can’t I just hug a woman with my legs in friendship?”
Oh, you can, darling. Dish is available this weekend, in fact.
Maybe this is just Page playing a joke on everyone — a scenario Dish would expect from this minx — but the skit ended with sincerity from both characters.
If you were about to stop reading Dish because of the plethora of smart people in it, turn that ship back around because Dish promises the rest of this “article” will be filled only with inane people committing embarrassing acts.
 Twin gay porn stars Teyon and Keyon — don’t act like you don’t know who they are — were charged with burglary in Philadelphia last week and remain suspects in similar crimes in several other states, the Associated Press reports.
The twins, whose real names are Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney, 25, were arrested after being spotted breaking into a beauty shop via the roof. A beauty shop — leave it to the gays.
Luckily, a representative from TLA video weighed in on what might have been the twins’ future if they hadn’t landed in jail.
“They are incredibly good-looking and being identical twins, it’s a novelty,” said Erik Schut.
Who said porn isn’t for smarties?
If your faith in humanity has not yet been destroyed, Dish gives you . What Dish finds hilarious about Hilton is that somehow when his picture lands on the front of the New York Post’s Page Six his willingness for mud-slinging goes limp, and he doesn’t mention a word about his own experiences, even in self-defense.
 According to Page Six, online gossip — and yes, that name is 12 kinds of ridiculous — is whining because he sent Hilton sexually explicit videos of himself in exchange for what he thought would be Hilton’s support of Jaxon’s site. Of course, as any girl who’s taken nude photos to “make her famous” already knows, the help never came.
“I fell in love with Perez,” Jaxon says.
“I thought he had a huge heart … but he’s just an asshole.”
Hilton had no comment, and Dish thinks that Jaxon pretty much hit the nail on the head.
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