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Friday, July 18, 2008
To you narcissists: remember there is always someone who has it better. D.C. is just a speck of dust on the Earth and not a great one. For $500,000 you can get a tiny condo in Dupont or a house on the ocean in Belize. Gotta go, time for my morning coral swim.
What’s with all this separatism, exclusivity and downright prejudice? I am so over the rainbow.
Barack, what happened to public campaign financing and immediate withdrawal from Iraq? You’re just another politician!
Why does your city’s mayor and council want to make it even more difficult to work and visit with all these ridiculous parking restrictions, multi-lane closures and the closure of a major freeway? I’m not paying anything anymore into your crappy city’s tax base until your politicians learn to respect its neighbors and tourists.
The new “X-Files” movie is coming up. Why, as a gay man, am I so infatuated with agent Scully?
Do you have a problem with gaysians in JR.’s? JR.’s has been too white. It needs diversity!
Is it wrong to leave my boyfriend of eight years if for the past five he has refused to have sex with me, is always on gay.com and manhunt, masturbates by himself daily and goes to the bars when I’m out of town visiting family? He’s kind and considerate with me and I do love him, but having to harass him to have sex is driving me insane. I don’t want to leave him, but don’t know what to do. I can’t take this pain anymore.
Bitch Boy responds: Sounds to me like he’s your friend — not your boyfriend. In any case, you’re reading the wrong column. Check out Need Wood for help.
Most gay men and lesbians spend our lives trying to show the general population that we’re as rational and responsible and civic minded as anybody else. Then comes Gay Pride, and the word “pervert” once again raises its ugly head in the public’s mind and brands all of us.
Re: “How dare an ugly troll like you tell me that my tweezed brow is repellant? Your entire being is repellant.” I assume there was a finger snap at the end of this statement.
Topic: hairy male nipples. Discuss.
Since it appears we are going to have a separate Pride for every conceivable subset of the gay community, I propose we have one next year for gay men, like myself, who are vertically challenged. We could call it “Somewhere Under the Rainbow.”
I’ve known the name Barack Obama since the 2004 Democratic National Convention. He’s been on TV and in the newspapers around the world daily for the last two years. Why does my brand new cutting edge computer insist I’ve made a spelling error? Could the tech world really be that racist?
When your entire being is repellent, those tweezed brows will look extra bonus super duper double douche repellent.
Re: “Is a twink simply someone young and skinny? Or do you have to also be a vicious bitch?” Twinks are not smart enough to be vicious bitches.
I wonder if B.O. has b.o.? A little bit just enhances his masculinity and I do love that intellectual side of him. Considering Bush is a dunce, it’s a great change.
To the guy that says guns don’t kill people: Are you insane?
I love cheating on my bf. It’s fun!
Is there even one hot young guy in this town with a natural thick dark bush?
To the guy who doesn’t want to celebrate our country’s independence and sees nothing to be proud of: Exercise your option and move to a different country instead of bitching about your homeland.
The fat lesbian is a vanishing breed, boys, you have to update your insults. Hell, at least the majority of us aren’t waiters bitching over pennies left as tips.
Re: “It’s time for a black president, but damn, why does it have to be Obama?” Well, maybe because Obama isn’t black he’s biracial, thus appealing to both groups.
So you tell me you’re “masculine.” Then I see you walking to Results (lol) in a tank-top and sneakers wearing a backpack and barbed wire tattoo. I think you’ve exaggerated just a little.
You don’t have to be an old ugly troll to be repelled by tweezed eyebrows. I’m in my 20s and am attracted to an effortless, natural look. No tweezing, dying, fake tanning, manicures, etc. You’re free to present yourself as you wish, whether that be naturally self-confident, or desperately chasing a superficial fleeting image of plasticity. I, however, am more interested in the former of the aforementioned.
I don’t think there’s a single pair of balls in all of 20009.
Gawd! Why do I find myself so attracted to chubby, hairy, middle-aged men! I really cannot help myself.
Re: “Is a twink simply someone young and skinny:” I was young once, and I still am skinny, but I have never been a twink, thank you very much.
Re: “It’s not about lesbians not wearing labels going to gay bars, it’s about them being on loudspeakers and ruining the atmosphere while taking up lots of space with their fat ass and not help paying for it.” What? I am sure every lesbian in the place has passed the hat for their apparently collective fat ass. And I’m positive that at least cursory English is a part of Women’s Studies. Perhaps you should have had a different major, bitch! Then you might be qualified for your LV position.
To the person bitching about not being able to read some tattoos. A tat should have personal meaning in the imagery. It’s not important if YOU understand it or not. But if you still want to know what it means to that person, just ask the bearer.
“Provide the resolution and closure I request and stop expecting me to read your mind.” Would you prefer to get blown off or served a restraining order? Those boots weren’t made for stalking, ya know.
Seriously, if you are going to throw a hissy fit, yell and slam the barstool on the ground at Leon’s because a certain person walks into the bar, then don’t be surprised if people now think you are a drama queen. Especially when you run off to the bathroom to finish your “moment.”
Re: “I am not going to sleep with you and cheat on my boyfriend in the process.” There’s nothing more frustrating than a hot guy with morals.
We were best friends until I met someone. Now you’ve devolved into a jealous, atrocious bitch. I’m sorry your relationship sucks, but here’s my last bit of advice before I ditch you: Don’t break up with her, you’ll never find anyone else willing to put up with you.
Pride is a joke. It used to be about celebrating the power that comes from being who one is; now it is just a cash-cow for bar owners, food vendors and lower-tier musical acts that should never be given a venue to perform in again — ever!
Face it, your “open relationship” is just an excuse for you two to whore around. It’s pretty evident you’re just using each other for financial reasons.
You keep saying that you’re done seeking affirmation from others, yet your blog entries completely contradict that statement. Just admit that you’re an attention whore and that you have absolutely no intention of changing. You’re only popular because your “fans” want to sleep with you, nothing more.
Food & Friends & Broke.
Why is Obama’s position on the war changing? It is called evolving. Something George Bush hasn’t done since he gave up the blow and the sauce and picked up a Bible.
To everyone spitting on the grave of Jesse Helms: yes, he was a bad man, but get some class. When Ted Kennedy was diagnosed with a brain tumor, even the right-wing talking heads were tripping over themselves to wish him well.
“Welcome back D.C.’s motto as well: The murder capital of the world.” That’s Detroit, precious.
Re: “You just start dressing for your own comfort instead of others’ approval.” Careful, this may make too much sense for some people.
George W. Bush had lots of experience — living off of his daddy’s legacy, bankrupting companies and states and cheerleading.
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