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I really am sick to death of you career homosexuals. So go ahead, go to your damn Gay Pride parades and your man-hating feminist potlucks and vote for Obama. Just don’t bitch when your taxes go sky-high and gay bashers get out on parole.
Twenty-somethings chasing a 50-year-old nellie queen who doesn’t pay up? Hmm, sex without the lights and plastic surgery does wonders for old people.
This gay “community” is a crock. I’ve been more accepted and loved by churchgoing friends and straight white male Republicans than this hater-filled hot bed of plucked eyebrows, designer clothing and rampant superficiality.
To the guy who had so much fun in Atlanta, I hear you loud and clear. I go there for Black Gay Pride every Labor Day, and I have a great time. At least they have good strip shows and a couple of bathhouses with decent looking men. I wish I could say the same thing about D.C.!
I wish all you jealous queens and bitches would stop hatin’ on the 59-year-old man who is enjoying life since getting himself together. If he wants to get with 30-somethings to get his rocks off, more power to him. You all sound like the ones he turned down!
Why do all the buffets close when the bears are in town? Bears tip well, at least. Isn’t that enough?
When are you guys going to jump on the mantyhose bandwagon?
The “gay earth tones flag” is already taken. It is the flag used to denote gay bears. Oh, and it has the cutest little paw-print on it too.
All military-poseur haircuts do is announce to the world “I have no creativity or imagination and because I am afraid of people finding out what I am really like, I want to blend into the wall and seem like a mindless drone.” Having one is no longer butch.
Am I a prude for being glad the court spared us the Vern Troyer sex tape?
WTF, the feds are bustin’ down doors and shootin’ the family dogs over pot?
It’s not that you think I’m ugly, it’s not that I was bad in bed. Hell, it wasn’t even the fact that you led me on into thinking we were in love. It was just the fact that you never had the guts to call me and tell me you weren’t interested.
A 50-something with a 20-something is just wrong. Where would a 50-something meet a 20-something?
Ever hear of a monogamous exhibitionist?
The best part of the Olympics has been China telling George Bush to butt out.
Bitch Boy responds: And the worst part has been the new Speedo suit. Bring back the old-school, tiny Speedos!
I don’t like my job but it’s all I know. It affords my lifestyle but destroys my soul. I’m afraid I’ll be here until I retire and look back with regret. Change doesn’t scare me but real change I find terrifying.
To the anti-dog poo picker upper: In the city that’s a no-no, in the suburbs I agree. Makes no sense to put a biodegradable turd in a plastic bag.
Cops are not your friend. If they were you’d see more “protect and serve” and “less harass and offend.”
To the little girl who wrote “I’m a self-righteous bitch and love it! So do my A-list friends. Sorry you aren’t good enough to be our friend. Look in a mirror and you’ll see why.” Oh, so you’re the group we all make fun of and avoid in the bar. Little hint cupcake, even Cameron Diaz can’t pull off Capri pants, and on you, well … at least you give us something to laugh at.
Of course military haircuts are popular. So are shaved heads. They say “man!”
Thank God I’m drinking a cup of coffee while reading this boring sleepy ass crap.
Hillary has a way of making you hate her.
Democrats don’t allow the vice president to run the country like Republicans do. So it’s safe to vote for the change you’ve been promised.
That 50-year-old brags like a teenager.
Let’s be real: Most 40-somethings have let themselves go. I’d rather date someone my own age but the majority are just fat and gross.
I have no clue if I have passed the “certain age” or not. I don’t need or seek the acknowledgment of anyone else to validate my worth. What a waste of time that would be.
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