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It’s called the Straight Talk Express for a reason.
Dear Idiots, Wear a condom. Not only does it help protect you from nasty warts and rashes, but it can also help protect you from death. Am I the only 23-year-old out here who seems to understand this?
Re: “What’s a career homosexual?” Long time gay for pay?
Re: “I’m only with you until I find someone better.” And I thank God every day that no one better wants you.
I just want a nice guy who isn’t preoccupied with dating a social status.
The only reason any gay man would vote Republican is so he can tell everyone and bask in the attention (for a change).
Hey, my “Dexter” comment didn’t mean I wanted to kill straight guys! Just rough ’em up a little bit. You know, like they’ve methodically done to us for years. Anyone else with me?
Is it my imagination or does Pete Wentz wear more makeup than a D.C. drag queen?
I am tired of drinking and of bars. That is why a year and half a go I committed to having sex only with straight guys I meet online. I have more money, more sex and I am never hung over. They should have invented the computer a long time ago. I think I would have saved $500,000 in beer tabs.
Is there a pill you can take to be gay? I want to be gay but it is not working. I came out at 19 in college, have bottomed, rimmed, cruised, had group sex, done Coke, X, and G, smoked pot, and gotten drunk and had both safe and unsafe sex for four years plus. And I still don’t like it and I still hate myself and gay people. When will I get this right?
“Why is it that you only seem to have me around when it is convenient for you?” Because you let me.
I’m thinking about holding a brown party at Nordstrom. Amazing the number of hot young guys who partake but would never admit it to friends.
You guys Who say no condom = no sex: Do you use a condom for oral? Don’t kid yourself and quit pretending oral sex is 100 percent safe,
What’s up with John McCain’s wife? She is a prissy little bitch, isn’t she?
Someone once asked in Bitch Session: “What is a troll?” I’m John McCain and I approve this message!
What’s up with all the bug chasers in this town? My God!
To the queen bitching about Whitman-Walker and HIV among guys in their 30s and 40s: Twinks bareback too! What rock have you been hiding under sweetie?
Why is it psycho when gay guys beat the crap out of random straight guys, especially those who deserve it? Beating the crap out of gays has been a straight sport for decades. We’re not gonna run anymore and we’re not gonna take your verbal and/or physical abuse. Call me faggot and I will totally drop your ass!
Never judge a man based on his looks. You can always judge him based on his clothes.
Cast your vote for Father of the Year award now! Clay Aiken versus Ricky Martin.
The super neon glowing teeth are really creepy.
The Daily Show does more hard-hitting news than ABC, CBS or NBC.
Wow, that British platform diver is just about the sexiest thing ever.
If God had blessed us with bigger, more analytical minds we would never believe in him.
Being president of anything associated with Harvard hardly makes one an intellectual. Then again, any intelligent person would know that.
Could we pass a law that makes it illegal for men to voice an opinion on abortion?
Way too many commercials on the Olympics. Thank god for Tivo.
The gay “community” is as big a crock as the one about liberal Democrats being “tolerant.”
I dress like a pauper because I’m poor. Sorry I’m not as rich as you, bitch.
The cop pulled me over for window tint. He didn’t like my attitude, pulled me out of the car and frisked me. I saw him in court, beat him with my Fourth Amendment rights and we had sex the next day. He was a bottom.
“Re: “Where would a 50-something meet a 20-something?” Online. There are hundreds ...
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