BITCH SESSION

Bitch session
Why can’t gays marry in D.C.? I thought it was run by Democrats.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Hey, Sarah Palin: How’s that “abstinence only” education program working for you?

We can’t have universal health care, but we can nationalize the speculative investment banking system. That groaning sound you hear is that of Republicans adjusting quickly to wearing cheap flip-flops: with the state of the economy, it’s the only shoe they can afford.

Why does 14th Street from S to U streets look like a bombed out Beirut? Can we get a restaurant or dry cleaner or something in there?!

A vote for John McCain will irrevocably disfigure the Supreme Court, your rights and the entire future of the country.

I’d like to bitch about something. Why are most gay men in the D.C. area pretentious, selfish, superficial and expect everyone to look like Abercrombie clones? And why do they judge you on what you have and what you look like? Not everyone is perfect!

Some of the most virulent anti-gay hate rhetoric comes out of the black evangelical churches right here in Washington, D.C. Obama should explain to the gay community why he still uses anti-gay bigot Donnie McClurkin in his campaign and he should initiate a dialogue on the anti-gay bigotry prevalent in the black community instead of pandering to it.

Re: “I would rather slam the car door on my penis than have sex with you.” There are actually a lot of people that would like to slam the car door on your penis.

Um, if you can’t get laid at 25, I am sorry to tell you but, you must be quite unattractive. Well, it might not be that bad, maybe you just have a bad personality.

I just think that each one of you ladies needs to have a little bit more class.

I wish Mr. Tony Randolph Hunter had had a gun.

God bless Brad Pitt for his huge donation to defeat Prop 8. That fine gesture is the mark of a true ally.

You think a 5,000-resident condo association is a public housing project? Point well taken, because Wasilla IS a public housing project. Go Palen!

Here’s a rule of thumb: the types of guys who didn’t like you in high school are the types of guys who will say “No” to you at the club. Learn this lesson, and spare yourself, and others, the pain.

Why can’t Maryland Gov. Martin O’Malley steal a page from New York Gov. David Paterson and allow gay married couples to remain married within Maryland’s borders? I’ll tell you why: he hates gays.

Obama is not against gay marriage. He just can’t say he’s for it.

George Bush bankrupted every business he’s owned, he’s ruined the American economy and now he’s attempting to destroy the world economy. Jan. 20, 2009 cannot come fast enough.

At least at a straight strip club you can tip with a credit card.

The amount of name-calling in this column is sad. Last week Sarah Palin was called a whore, the devil, and other inappropriate names. We cannot expect the rest of America to accept us the way we are if we continue bashing others. If Bush called Dick Cheney’s daughter a whore, we’d use that against him. You can’t have it both ways and expect mainstream Americans to respect us if we are going to call a vice-presidential nominee a whore.

Bitch Boy responds: You’re right, “whore” is over the line and unsubstantiated. But can I call her an ignorant, slack-jawed, mental midget redneck?

Honey, your political bitches really should address one of this column’s key topics: twinks vs. trolls, the tired bar scene, lesbian tipping habits, airport bathrooms, Nordstrom and the like. Otherwise, you’re just sharing your sexual frustrations a little too much.

To the bitch who said: “Re: 50-something poz with 20-something neg couple. Read the statistics, the longer that the HIV neg is coupled with the poz guy the more likely he will become poz himself.” You are such a misinformed jerk. I know quite a few sero-discordant couples who’ve been together for many years, and the neg partner is still neg. Get educated!

Since when does Bitch Session go to a second page online? Why not just cut down on bad bitches?

“Read the statistics, the longer that the HIV neg is coupled with the poz guy the more likely he will become poz himself.” Sure, but statistics also show that the longer an HIV neg guy remains sexually active in general, the more likely he will become HIV-positive. Statistics also show that, in either case, becoming HIV-positive is nowhere near a certainty.

Re: “Another supposed ‘A-Lister’ who prefers prestige and reputation over anything else”: Maybe you should post your bitches while standing on a stepladder, so that the point to which you’re responding won’t go over your head.

To the bitches who get inter-viewed in the Queery section of Out in DC: Why do you all inevitably declare the 2000 presidential election as the one historical outcome you would change? Editors: either change the question or decline to accept that answer.

So the city spends more than $600 million to build a stadium for a team that is the worst in all of baseball?! Honey, the Gloryhole was bringing in more revenue for the city than this dump will ever bring!

I bypass all political bitches!

Wake up and smell the poppers, twinko. Nobody’s denying anybody the right to be anything, except liberals who deny queers the right to be conservative.

Bitch Boy responds: Yes, you are clearly being oppressed. Won't someone think about the poor, conservatve gays?

Since when did this page turn into all politics, all the time? Can we please start talking about dyke tipping methods and restroom scat lovers again? Pretty please?

WTF? A 50-something POZ troll with a 20-something NEG guy? I guess some people just have a death wish.

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