Sep 05, 2008   | COMMENTS     

Well, at least Bristol Palin’s not a lesbian.

Hi! I’m Sarah Palin and I want your vote. I go hunting, but I really don’t care how much sex my 17-year-old daughter has. She already missed eight months of school for “mono.” For protocol purposes, do we address the daughter as “First Tramp?” Remember, we are the party of family values.

What in the hell does a 20-something young man who is HIV negative get from having a relationship with a 50-something old man who is HIV positive? Love, affection? Yeah right, he is going to give you exactly what a previous boyfriend gave him — the infection.

Girl, we thought you were trashy, but following that man out of Leon’s and yelling at him in the street about that “gay crap” confirmed it.

To the HIV- guy who said he won’t ever date HIV+ guys again because of the issues they have dating someone HIV-: First, kudos to you for being willing to date someone HIV+, instead of acting like HIV isn’t your problem. Second: please don’t judge us all by these other guys. Functional sero-discordant relationships are possible if both parties are mature enough to negotiate them.

I’d rather slam my penis in a car door 1,000 times than have sex with you.

When will the jaded old trolls realize that bashing 20-somethings to mask their own inability to sustain an intelligent conversation is merely pathetic? This 20-something would love to challenge any village elder to a battle of wit, brain and skill since you feel we lack them all. Until you’re man enough to engage us and risk losing, or even say hello, kindly keep your thoughts to yourself and stop projecting.

I am so sick of the Log Cabin Rethuglicans that I could hurl. Has this group of self-hating fags read the Rethuglican 2008 platform. If they think McSame and Palin are inclusive, then they need to take the needle out of their arms.

I like Asian men. A lot. But what I don’t like are those long nails on the pinky finger. That’s a major turn-off.

Was anyone else waiting for Sarah Palin to say, “this one time at band camp” during her acceptance speech?

OMG! Just the mention of the Lost and Found and all those other fabulous establishments brought back the best memories ever! This was D.C. gay life at its finest! I always said that the gay life in D.C. died the day the L&F closed its doors. D.C. will never be the same again.

I’m poz and over the years have donated substantially to Food & Friends. However, until they right-size Craig Shniderman’s salary, I won’t be donating again.

McBush’s VP pick is transparent pandering and shows a breathtaking lack of judgment on his part. Hey gay community: Obama’s journey is ours too. Get on board, Republi-bitches!

You wanted me to treat you like a “lady” on our date? Sorry, but when I last checked we were both guys. I can pretend that you have a uterus, and you can pretend that I’ll call you back for a second date.

Re: “You guys who say no condom = no sex: Do you use a condom for oral? Don’t kid yourself and quit pretending oral sex is 100 percent safe.” No, I just don’t do oral.

Bitch Boy responds: Wow , you must be really unpopular.

Re: “Why is it psycho when gay guys beat the crap out of random straight guys, especially those who deserve it? Beating the crap out of gays has been a straight sport for decades.” It’s not psycho, and we should embrace the logic or lack thereof and protect ourselves. I’m a lesbian and I approved that comment.

Re: “Nordstrom is pretty expensive. Given the economy, perhaps you should move the party to Macy’s or Sears.” Better yet Ross or Marshall’s.

Who cares about self-loathing delusional lesbian and gay Republicans? Frankly I’d have more respect for them if they would just admit once and for all that they are voting in the best interest of their wallets. I’ve resided in this town for more than 10 years. Be honest for once in your lives!

Sarah Palin is supposed to steal disaffected women voters from Obama? Not hardly, as Palin is severely anti-choice and holds very conservative views that don’t benefit women. Women who vote for this middle-aged Tina Fey look-alike never intended to vote on the issues anyway. Why does McCain ALWAYS follow Obama’s lead?

“It’s called the Straight Talk Express for a reason.” Yeah and that reason being that Republicans always say the opposite of ...