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Aww, look at you gay federal employees. You’re almost equal to your
heterosexual counterparts. Hope you don’t need health insurance.
Find your bitch! Did I see a drag queen get a burger thrown in her face at Annie’s last night or was I just really drunk?HOME>ECLIPSE>BITCH SESSIONJun 12, 2009|COMMENTS
Whaddaya mean no one wants to look at gnarly toes? Speak for yourself, you anti-fetish fascist!
Hey Dick Cheney, thanks for your support for gay marriage, your party will get my vote 2010 and 2012.
What’s with all these so-called religious leaders doing guest editorials in the Blade? I thought it was supposed to be a secular publication. Please keep God and religion out of it, for Chrissakes!
HRC just sucks. They should be ashamed of themselves and start giving back all the contributions they have taken from the community.
I hate D.C. Parking Enforce-ment! They act like a bunch of vultures circling my car until I get out of it so they can write me a $50 ticket that doubles in 30 days.
Marriage is for the insecure.
Oh, thank you Washington Blade for the Police Log. By far the most entertaining news of the week, and reminds me that my boring life isn’t so bad.
Actually, it’s “gubm’nt,” and just because we have a real regional accent unlike your bland and boring standard American TV English doesn’t mean we’re “act[ing] uneducated”.
Gay marriage is not really a priority for me, but it would be nice to get action on immigration rights for same-sex life partners. You shouldn’t have to exile yourself to another country to be with the one you love.
The Government Accounting Office has identified 1,138 federal laws bestowing benefits, rights, and privileges to heterosexual-only married couples. Separate and UN-equal is not cool.
Will someone please bitch slap the next obnoxious queen that begins a sentence with the words sweetie, darling, honey or Mary? If we do it enough, maybe they’ll stop.
It took George Bush eight years to ruin America and destroy the Republican Party. Obama needs more than five months to fix the Republican damage.
Gay marriage? Give it up and concentrate on securing our civil rights in every city, state and county. Rights that cannot be overturned by anyone from any group of zealots. Enough with the gay marriage issue. What good is it when we can still be discriminated against in various forms with no recourse? I just don’t get the whole marriage thing and I am already seeing “married looking for a third” frequently on the boards. What good is marriage with no federal legislation? What a time waster and finding a monogamous man is nearly impossible anyway.
Obama is not vocally supporting gay marriage but neither is he opposing gay marriage or calling for a constitutional amendment to deny LGBT rights like Bush did. Obama believes marriage should be between a man and woman but he also already stated that he would not force his personal beliefs on others. WTF is wrong with you idiots?
Re: “J. Lo for Supreme Court!” This is why conservatives lost the presidency, they still cannot figure out that people want intelligent leaders, not knee-jerk reactionary, racist buffoons.
J. Lo’s a has-been with a big ass, nothing more.
Hugh Jackman can go berserk on me anytime! He looks so yummy!
So black preachers from the suburbs what to dictate D.C. law — looks like it’s time to start outing the black preachers!
We are more than aware that President Obama is not up for gay marriage. What we want from him is the elimination of DOMA and DADT. That said, however, if he forgets about all the campaigning we did for him, he will feel our wrath at the ballot box come 2012. We are tired of being used by the redundant political parties who love and leave!
Bitches, the only place flip-flops belong is on the beach, in the gym shower or in the Southwest line at BWI (wifebeater optional).
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Hailee
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"Will someone please bitch slap the next obnoxious queen that begins a
sentence with the words sweetie, darling, honey or Mary? If we do it
enough, maybe they’ll stop." Girl, you know how you love it when I whisper: Darling, I want some honey and make it good sweetie, I wanna feel like Mary.
Posted 6/12/09 - 9:10 AM
Truth Monger
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Add the word girl to the words that result in a bitch slap.
Posted 6/14/09 - 10:56 AM
odinfire Morehead, Ky
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I will officially be changing my political affiliation to "independent" this week. I'm SO glad I didn't fall for Obama's bull. Voted for Nader.
Posted 6/17/09 - 9:51 PM
mushroomhead
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odinfire: I will officially be changing my political affiliation to "independent" this week. I'm SO glad I didn't fall for Obama's bull. Voted for Nader.
Maybe you should change your party affiliation to "Dufus Party" for having voted for Nader...
Posted 6/18/09 - 6:52 PM
miascribe Berlin, It
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Unlike Republipunks. LGBT Democrats and Progressives won't make endless excuses for Obama if he fraks up his first term by not keeping campaign promises. He WILL be a one term wonder.
Neither will we vote for Republicans just cause they "suddenly" support gay marriage. We Know Republicans are LIARS.