Jul 24, 2009  |  By: Staff & Wire Reports  | COMMENTS     

No end to DOMA; gay soldier discharges continue; no ENDA; higher taxes; higher unemployment; a misread of the economy; increasing deficits and a White House reception — the Democratic panacea.

To the homeless guy by the CVS: Just because you don’t like my sense of fashion doesn’t mean I don’t look fabulous in my Crocs.

My heart bleeds all over the carpet for bi-national couples who can’t settle in the U.S. because of marriage laws, like living in Montreal or Cancun is such a horrible fate. At least you’ve got a loving, supportive partner, bitch. Countez vos blessings!

Twinkies, bears, leather daddies, label whores, artsy-fags, drama queens ... holy crap! With the way you all whine on about each other, you’re noisier than 20 skeletons wanking off on a tin roof!

For those of you who thought Bruno was stereotypical and offensive, he was making more fun of homophobes than gays, you ignorant fanny fart! Perez Hilton damages the gay image more than Bruno ever could!

“Valuing a pet means you value easy relationships.” Dude, my cat is needier than any man I’ve ever been with and you, well you’re stupid.

“Obama messed up this, Obama messed up that!” All of it coming from guys who probably didn’t even vote.

D.C. needs more Gaysians! I’m so tired of having to haul it up to New York to meet Gaysian guys. Where are all the Gaysians in D.C. hiding?

Mmm, faggots and mushy peas, yum. That brings back memories of the homeland. And for those of you not from Wales, a faggot is essentially a very enormous meatball. Fitting name, don’t you think?

Cruising’s not dead, you just haven’t been to LBJ park.

Re: “I hate men with pets. Valuing a pet means you value easy relationships.” Have you ever had to go to a veterinary emergency room at 2 a.m.? If not, then shut up about “easy relationships.”

Re: “So a full week after the gay White House reception: got any more rights yet? I didn’t think so.” Well, if you expect him to get you more rights by himself in just one week why not ask him to part the Red Sea while you’re at it? Change never comes that quickly you dumb bitch!

Re: “President Barack Obama would like to invite all gay citizens to the White House.” Well, at least he and Bill Clinton have extended such invitations. When did you ever see a Republican president do that let alone acknowledge Gay Pride month?

Don’t you hate it when some 17-year-old kid sails around the world and bypasses every accomplishment you achieved in your 50-plus years?

You’re right dogs are easier than people. Hence the term “Man’s best friend.”

Who would have thought the Kennedy Center would be a hot cruise spot?

Bitch Boy: Two A-lister bitches that were identical? Let’s try to keep it fresh shall we?

Bitch Boy responds: Sorry, I was editing while drunk again.

I am a proud c-lister!

“Wes on the Bachelorette has nothing on you.” Maybe he’s not calling you because of your taste in television?

Re: “Valuing a pet means you value easy relationships.” I’ll remember that when I rush home right after work to feed and walk my dogs while you are already blind drunk at happy hour.

Michael Phelps is the perfect fantasy trick because in addition to the hot bod, you’ve got those big ears just begging to be grabbed for keeping your balance.

Re: “When I was 16 I thought I was straight too, Uncle Top.” Well so did I, but the closet was much more crowded then!

Re: “What are you doing informing your 16-year-old nephew that you’re a top!?” Because he asked. I understand your concern, but he told me he’s having protected sex with girls, his gay male friends are having protected sex with boys, and then he asked me if I’m a top or a bottom, at which point I figured it would be pretty lame to say something like “Never mind, I’ll tell you when you’re older.”