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While I support Obama and feel that he has already accomplished a lot in his first few months, I am disappointed by his lack of follow-through for the LGBT community! From the get go he brought in that horribly homophobic reverend to deliver his inaugural address and now, after having built us up for the last two days to receive this amazing set of same-sex partner benefits for employees — what did we get? Nothing! He can blame it on Congress all he wants but Obama has failed to make good on just about all of his lofty promises to the LGBT community.

I live in Ward 5 and Harry Thomas is more worried about the Marylanders who are going to Mt. Calvary Church than the actual Ward 5 residents. He’s just riding daddy’s coattails, and not doing much for our part of the city. We need an LGBT leader to run in Ward 5.

Dear Mean-Spirited Bitches standing around in bars: It’s not that we lack the social skills to speak with you. It’s more that if we even remotely sense that you’ll write about us in Bitch Session that we absolutely, positively choose to not interact with you bitches. As always, we are flattered by your intrigue. Happy summer!

What the hell are you thinking? Obama duped us .... blah, blah, blah. Do you think a McCain/ Palin administration would roll out the red carpet for us?

Who do you have to have sex with to find an affordable apartment in this town? Geez, who are all these people paying $2,200 rents?

When I read the ugly, disgusting, racist ranting some of you white kids express toward the rest of us, I have to do a reality check and remember the name of this column.

Some say “well he’s got more important things to worry about so wait until the crises are over.” OK, how long will that be? Five years? Fifteen? Thirty perhaps? Ever? There will always be a crisis going on somewhere in the nation and world — that doesn’t excuse the president from doing his job to the fullest extent possible. And that includes protecting the rights of oppressed minorities and fulfilling promises made to those who elected him.

Bitch Session wishes it had all the Craigslist drama.

To the tearoom queens camped out in the Crystal City restrooms every morning: Many Metro and VRE commuters passing through the mall would like to be able to use those restrooms for their designed purpose. So quit sitting in the stalls or standing at the urinals beating your meat and move on. And we wonder why str8dom hates/fears/loathes us.

You get a charge out of snubbing people. Now you are getting snubbed everywhere you go. You reaped what you sowed bitch.

They say you don’t have the right to get married, you say that gays have no right to be Republican. Seriously, where does it stop? I thought it was a free country.

On “The View,” Sherrie said that she struggles with gay marriage because her Christian beliefs. Look Bitch, have Wanda’s World of Weaves loosen yours and realize that “your beliefs” should not have any bearing on my rights as a U.S. citizen and veteran. Also, you might want to keep an eye on your own son.

I will take C and D list status any day over that fly-by-night trash that likes to refer themselves as A list. Most of them don’t even know where next month’s rent is coming from.
The FIRST lesson every gay man should learn is, don’t tell all of your “friends” how huge your new boyfriend’s manhood is because it is like telling them that Prada products were mistakenly shipped to Wal-Mart. The bitches are going to check out the merchandise! Always!

New York is passé; D.C. has the real power, better gay bars and hot boys who aren’t all wannabe actors looking for a sugar daddy.

Where can a broke bitch go for summer vacation without spending a lot of money?

Leave Obama alone. he’s the man. Focus your hate on Democrats in Congress who keep standing in the way of our equality.

The Democrats are playing a dangerous game by pissing off the gays. I smell a Republican comeback!



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miascribe
Berlin, It
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"Sherrie said that she struggles with gay marriage because her Christian beliefs"

So?! Sherrie Shepard also believes that the earth is flat and that dinsosuars are called Jesus horses.  Ergo Sherrie is a nitwit. 

Posted 7/5/09 - 4:44 PM


miascribe
Berlin, It
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"New York is passé; D.C. has the real power, better gay bars and hot boys who aren’t all wannabe actors looking for a sugar daddy."

Foks here is the proof you needed to show that delusions run deep.

Posted 7/5/09 - 4:46 PM


miascribe
Berlin, It
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" I smell a Republican comeback!"

If people vote for undereducated dimwitted Republicans based on Democrats failures.  Well it's already proven that Republicans have failed, so it's time for an Independent Candidate.

Posted 7/5/09 - 4:50 PM


mushroomhead
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Quotemiascribe: "Sherrie said that she struggles with gay marriage because her Christian beliefs"

So?! Sherrie Shepard also believes that the earth is flat and that dinsosuars are called Jesus horses.  Ergo Sherrie is a nitwit. 

Is Sherrie Shepard black??  Chortle, chortle.

Posted 7/5/09 - 8:51 PM


Miss Thang
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Finding an available gaysian guy in this town to date is almost as difficult as getting a Bitch published.

Posted 7/6/09 - 7:30 PM


Truth Monger
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Why does Adam Lambert work so hard to look like Liza Minnelli?

Posted 7/7/09 - 12:55 PM


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