Jul 31, 2009   | COMMENTS     

Re: “Fabulous in my Crocs.” Oh honey, no man looks good in Crocs. Poor thing.

Fabulous? In Crocs? Maybe in the trailer park you might think that.

The Gaysians needs more guys to date for sure. But they want young gay boys, not old white farts who longer can compete for another white boy. Thus they moved to NYC to find dates their own age, and you had the gall to follow them? The nerve.

Two words: Courtesy flush!

Bitch Boy responds: As long as we’re on the subject, if you have to go #2 while out at the club, then go home! Your night is over.

Re: “Where are all the Gaysians hiding?” On Craigslist and at Secrets on Friday nights.

Seen in Ad: “If your status is blank, or says ‘Ask Me’, I will assume you are positive...” If you were smart you’d assume that anyone you meet could be positive, and stop kidding yourself that risk-free sex exists and that you are entitled to it.

I truly enjoy that your boyfriend said we couldn’t be friends because I was “destructive to your committed relationship.” Maybe he should stop posting those Craigslist ads, too. Just a thought.

Why do all the guys with big incomes donate the cheapest, smallest Teddy Bears to “Share-a-Bear”? Buddy, this place has a 12-inch minimum, too!

Honey, you’re delusional if you think you look “fabulous” in Crocs. Please stop wearing plastic shoes. Thank you.

Prince Obama has just parted the waters in the fountain of Dupont Circle. The Red Sea is next.

Re: “No end to DOMA; gay soldier discharges continue; no ENDA; higher taxes; higher unemployment; a misread of the economy; increasing deficits and a White House reception — the Democratic panacea.” More like the Republican legacy we’ve inherited, stupid!

Michael Phelps has a hot body and is your fantasy trick? You really need to expand your horizons and improve your tastes. Yuck.

Hey Uncle Top, are you hot, single and available?

Bitch Boy responds: Yes, inquiring minds want to know!

Why would you even give attention to a homeless guy critiquing your wardrobe? Do you value other people’s opinions of you that much, or is your wardrobe that horrendous that even homeless people get offended?

Re: “Valuing a pet means you value easy relationships.” Yes, because meeting the needs of another living creature under your care is so incredibly easy. I think you’re just mad because every time you approach a hot guy with a dog, you were growled at. I’d probably do the same thing.

Telling your nephew “I’ll tell you when you’re older” is indeed lame, but the more appropriate response to his asking if you were a top or bottom would’ve been “That’s none of your business.” Why should anyone in your family know what position you take in bed?

A list vs. C list: that topic has become as tired and stale as Nordstrom restroom cruising, scat talk and lesbian tipping habits. Move on, bitches.

Re: “D.C. needs more Gaysians! I’m so tired of having to haul it up to New York to meet Gaysian guys. Where are all the Gaysians in D.C. hiding?” Agreed. More would be nice. Try the monthly aZen dance party at Cobalt. And there are plenty of hot Asian guys online, too.

Re: “Cruising’s not dead, you just haven’t been to LBJ park.” Honey, the breeders took over LBJ park years ago. Get with it.

Listen up, you stupid Obama-voting celebrity-worshipping twits: Do you really think Oprah, Babs or anyone else in La La Land thinks it’s their patriotic duty to pay higher taxes?

Re: “I hate men with pets. Valuing a pet means you value easy relationships, rather than putting in hard work that can’t be solved by tossing your lover a biscuit.” It is obvious you have never had a pet. It takes a lot of time, love, hard work and nurturing in order to have a pet. Men with pets make wonderful partners because they know what it takes to love and care for somebody else.

I said, “Just because it is legal for you to take an action, doesn’t mean it is a good idea.” But then I realized I was talking to a banker.